Celebrity Tabloid Talk

Important stuff people, celebrity smut! These are burning issues I need to get to the bottom of. Inquiring minds NEED to know.

* Lindsay is now in a lesbian relationship. Kudos if it's for real, but how much attention does this poor girl need?

* What is UP with Heidi Montag? She's cute and all, but can she and her boyfriend Spencer Pratt be more stick-your-finger-down-your-throat? The posed pictures are so annoying.

* Clay Aiken is artificially inseminating his record producer? Why is there no other sperm left in the world? AAHHGGHHLLL.

* Rachael Ray looks like an Arab in a scarf? Next thing we won't be allowed to take on a plane...scarves. Great, there goes my knitting career.

* Clooney dumped another one. Duh, he's a playah, who doesn't know this?

* Is Amy Winehouse the SCARIEST person on the planet or what. Poor thing need serious help.

* Kim Kardashian...butt pads or real tooshay?

* Brangelina...twins....2 girls, 2 boys, 1 boy and 1 girl?

Discuss.

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  1. Alice said...

    I've seen exactly one episode of that show with Heidi & Spencer and thought it was more entertaining to pick at my toes. Bleh. They are so....bleh....

  2. Rebecca A.K.A. Mum said...

    haha so have you been reading The Superficial or Perez Hilton?? (I love them both).

    Lindsay - who cares, she is a tart - 22 and been in rehab 2 times....very sad but typical Hollywood kid.

    Heidi & Spencer - URGH. She has a hot body but is SOOO fake. It is pathetic that they do all these posed photos shoots, they annoy the hell outta me.

    Clay - ::coughcoughGAYcoughcough::
    Umm whatever - woman must be desperate or something.

    Rachel Ray's scarf - how ridiculous.

    George - turns out she was a tart anyway right?

    Amy Winehouse - what a complete and utter FU, she is a mess, if she were my daughter her ass would be in rehab....locked in.

    Kim - she does have a big bum, WHY would you want to make it look bigger, WTH does that?? lol

    Brangelina - ummm I say b/g (just because that is what I have) hehe

  3. Lindsey said...

    Heidi and Spencer give me twitches and involuntary spasms. I'm scared to be on the same planet with those two.
    Also: if lesbians are attratced to women, why do they go out of their way to not pluck, wear makeup, or appear female in any sense of the word? I asked my gay friend Eric that question and he said he doesn't know, either. I tell you what, if I were a lesbian, I'd be going after like Jessica Beil, right? And Scarlett Johanssen. But I'm not a lesbian, so I wouldn't know. I just know Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend looks likie she lives under a bridge.

  4. Merrie said...

    Speaking of unattractive lesbians...what is with Cynthia Nixon's choice? Yowza.

    I didn't realize George was available again. Someone alert Ro.

  5. Ann(ie) said...

    HELLO! How did I just stumble across the blog of my dreams??? Celebrity dirt with an open forum??? I'm in heaven.

    Lindsay. *sigh* I'm with you....she has to find some way to say 'look at me, I'm over here, ANYONE looking???? I'm kissing a girl...."

    I think that's Kim's real booty.

    That spencer dude skeeves me out. I don't know what it is, but he's got a very creepy quality about him.

    Amy Winehouse fareaks me out, too!! She's ALWAYS smoking, I thought I had big hair, her makeup is a tad thick and she's hella skinny. She needs a chicken dinner and a stylist.

    YAY!! I'll be back.

    FUN BLOG!

  6. Ali Blogger said...

    If I recall I was in high school when Laguna Beach started, and therefore I'm a Hills fanatic. Drama drama drama. Have you seen Heidi's music video that Spencer shot? Puh-HA! If not you must. I would never step out of my room again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSRigInpvYM&feature=related

  7. Danielle said...

    Ah, I was bored last night and was reading Perez too... seriously you hit all my WTF's right on the money! Let me know if you get anywhere.

  8. Susiewearsthepants said...

    Lindsay-WFC? Not me I can you that!
    Clooney-He has said outright that he doesn't ever want to get married. Why should anyone be surprised that he dumped another girlfriend?
    Brangelina-Are they really human? I have to wonder cuz the rest of us peeps don't look like that. Twins-good for them that's all I can say
    Amy Winehouse-What a shame to see so much talent being thrown into the garbage. I loved Rehab.Uummm...the song, not the place :)

  9. Tara R. said...

    I heard the thing about Aiken on the radio... isn't his producer in her 50's? He is still so weird, this doesn't help that image any. Gotta agree with your assessment of Winehouse.

  10. Lisa said...

    I swear, you & I would have so much fun having a real conversation. Reading this post makes me crave a little Perez....been missing him since I've been on vacation!!!

    PS - Was at the store tonight & saw a cute bottle of wine & thought of you :)

    PSS - John Mayer's "Daughters" is playing - I was at his concert & he was playing this song when I felt Goosey move for the first time. I swear - pretty cool, huh?

  11. Tasina said...

    Clooney is single? This means I gotta start shaving my legs again.

  12. Not Just Any Jen said...

    Amy Winehouse is a Fah-Reek. All I got to say.

  13. Jen said...

    Clooney needs to get himself a good therapist to figure out his committment issues.

    Spencer and Heidi. I have no words for them, other than to ask why their annoying faces keep showing up on the covers of the tabloid mags? Do people really pay money to find out about their fake lives.

  14. The Mom said...

    Lovin' all the comments and welcome to the site Annie!

  15. flickrlovr said...

    I'm a sucker for celeb trash *blushing*, and a bit of a Superficial fan myself (ok, I visit every day).

    On Lindsay: Lord knows. She's just screwed up. I feel for her. Paparazzi need to get offa her already. She was probably drunk when she smooched Samantha Ronson anyway. But more power to her.

    On Heidi: What can I say. Those balcony shots were SO POSED. I mean, really? And we thought "Body Language" was bad...

    On Clay: WTF?!? News to me.

    On Amy: If she says no, no, no to rehab one more time, it'll be her last. Clean it up, chick. She needs some serious in-patient work.

    On Brangelina's twinkles: Any kids they pop out are sure to be stunners, but I'm going to say either girl/girl or boy/girl. For some reason I'm not feeling the boy/boy thing. Their NAMES are what I'm more excited about. It's hard to top Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, right?

    P.S. Jen, you've made me want to do a celeb post myself, darnit. I might have to steal your idea ;)
    We're certainly not short for material, are we?

  16. Marla Pak said...

    how about this one
    Tatum O'Neal was arrested in New York City Sunday for allegedly buying crack cocaine near her home, according to authorities.

  17. ciara said...

    i just read where heidi is ready to marry that loser...gross

    it's freaking me out to even think about clay aiken donating sperm...blech

    as far as kim kardashian goes, her butt is probably as fake as she is. she thinks the world revolves around her, and i don't even think she's the prettiest sister.

    btw came by way of cre8buzz

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