I had no idea what he meant.
"Did you put pictures under the little gems of the kids?"
I went to load up my blog and looked.
"Look at the center grey one. Well, all of them."
I crossed my eyes a little.
Well I guess I see an eye in the top right.
"No, a baby face, eyes, nose, that eye you see is the baby's headband!"
Did he just say a baby's headband?!
Are you feeling okay honey?
(Looking at my imaginary watch that wouldn't have the date on it anyway) Is it time for you next eye exam?
"Pfft." (stomps off)
I looked again.
I covered one eye.
I began seeing the Gerber baby.
Or a kewpie doll.
It's not a headband, it's a beret.
Okay, he's not crazy.
Do you see it?