I Married Beavis
Hubby is funny.He knows how to make me laugh.
He's been trying really hard this past week too, knowing I need that kind of therapy.
A few days of doing his
Another try when discussing My Boy's birthday party, saying things like "let's make 'baddie sacs' instead of goody bags." All right, his opposite-talk, that made me snort a little.
But, I wish I had a tape recorder to play his hysterical laughing Monday night.
After a few glasses of wine each, we were cracking up so hard, it literally hurt my stomach.
What caused this near-pee-our-pants spurt of comic relief? The Ensucklopedia...according to Beavis and Butthead!
Hubby has had this book since our college years. '91-'94. I remember the days when I'd sit in his apartment watching MTV and laughing at words like "thingies" and "nads" and "doin' it" and going huhhuhhuuhhhuuhh.
Yeah, we learned a lot in college.
So Hubby is slightly drunk and we'd done all our Bachelor dissing, and he finds this book, that I haven't seen in like
I'd give you a page number, but infantile-man-boy books don't have them apparently, so we're on the Ss-Sleep Deprivashun Expermint- half way down the page...
12:00 a.m. The Stroke of Midnight *Now if your head is in the gutter you'll see that hubby is laughing his ass off at the word STROKE.
12:23 a.m The Stroke of 12:23. *OMG my husband is laughing so hard he snorts and is turning red. Again, get it, STROKE...still stroking...
12:47am The Stroke of .._______ *Hubby is laughing so hard now, no sound is coming out and he's in tears.
I've married a 13-year-old boy.
In his defense, I was hysterically laughing too. Not so much at the book, but because he is laughing so hard it was just too dang cute!
Let's knock on wood that our kids don't want to start reading these literary gems.
HUHHHUUHHUUHHUHHUH, I said "wood."
February 25, 2009 at 3:46 AM
You should totally get him this morning and do your best impression of "Cornholio" for him.
February 25, 2009 at 5:10 AM
Uhhhhh huh huh...you said Stroke like 17 times.
I have this book and it makes me laugh just about that hard. You need days like that sometimes.
February 25, 2009 at 5:43 AM
Gotta love those men! My sister's husband got a book by Chuck Norris and I guess he thinks it is just the funniest thing ever and he loves to quote it to her. And everyone else. I'm not feeling the funny on that one.
February 25, 2009 at 5:49 AM
Lmbo!
February 25, 2009 at 5:54 AM
First, Anissa'a hubby & his legos, and now your hubby and Beavis...our men are children!
February 25, 2009 at 6:29 AM
Yes, my DH is the SAME way. It gets slightly old.
trisha
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February 25, 2009 at 6:47 AM
Sure is better than being married to a negative sourpuss.
Have a great day!
Paul
Eat Well. Live Well.
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February 25, 2009 at 6:55 AM
That's so much fun ~ I love LMAO because someone else is LTAO... Tell him not to stroke wood in front of the kiddies... HUHHHUUHHUUHHUHHUH
February 25, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Never underestimate the power of laughter! Sometimes it's all that keeps me going! I'm glad you enjoyed yourselves!
February 25, 2009 at 7:35 AM
This is fabulous!! I used to love Beavis and Butthead! Such good memories!
February 25, 2009 at 7:46 AM
Ahahaha! I love belly laughing when someone else is laughing like that! Awesome.
February 25, 2009 at 7:48 AM
all good stuff! I married Butthead! Smae humore, just not quite as sharp
February 25, 2009 at 7:50 AM
They're all 13-year-olds...
February 25, 2009 at 7:57 AM
Wood!!! Funny! You should come play FB innuendo Scrabble with me...I posted about it a couple of days ago.
February 25, 2009 at 8:07 AM
This is my husband as well. No wine to blame it on either.
sad.
LOL!
February 25, 2009 at 8:29 AM
My hubby has that same juvenile humor too. Maybe it's just genetic? Either way I love laughing until my sides ache over really stupid things.
February 25, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Boys will be boys, just in a man's body! LOL
February 25, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Hung out with a couple of 12-year-old boys last week. Mentioned Hancock Park. Much laughter. It quickly went downhill from there. Huhhuhhuh.
February 25, 2009 at 9:31 AM
We are big Beavis and Butthead fans...
That's a little sad. LOL!
February 25, 2009 at 10:22 AM
I am still looking at the baby in your bracelet in your header :)
I love laughing super hard like that over such stupid things and it is even better watching the Hubby laugh like that.
Stroke & Wood...yup those are good ones! Those will get ya doin' it.
February 25, 2009 at 10:58 AM
I love the idea of "baddie sacs" so much I might just use that one. FUNNY STUFF.
February 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM
My hubby wouldn't know what to do if I started laughing at his juvenile behavior--I think he thrives off of me rolling my eyes!
February 25, 2009 at 11:24 AM
My husband married Bevis too!
I am awful. My son will have friends over and I start snickering (under my breath) at things they have said before they do.
The 14 yr old really doesn't appreciate it like his step father does.
February 25, 2009 at 12:36 PM
This cracked me up!
I can't help but laugh when my husband gets tickled over such childish things!
I'd rather have that then a husband who finds no laughter in anything!
February 25, 2009 at 12:45 PM
My husband is the same way! If I say the word shaft... like "Mickey Rourke got the shaft at the Oscars" he giggles like a 12 year old boy.
February 25, 2009 at 12:58 PM
LOL ooo that is to funny!!
February 25, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Ah those were the days! We still catch eachother with a well deserved "you said____" once in a while. Glad he's good therapy!
February 25, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Once you get on a lighter bender, everything is FUNNY!
February 25, 2009 at 3:02 PM
We all married 13 year old boys. My husband constantly talks about what to do in case zombies attack. Last night he got mad I wasn't listening to his theory of how Zombies could actually happen. ?
February 25, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Thanks for the B&B flashback! Hope things with K get better real soon.
February 25, 2009 at 3:33 PM
This is very good! We have to fly before our spouse looks over at the monitor and says "Oh...what book is that? It looks good."
Grins & Giggles,
tp
February 25, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Hilarious!
Does he need some tp for his bunghole? Or maybe K could use some? Maybe that would help out?
February 25, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Are you sure it was just wine that you were ingesting? Hmmmmm????
February 25, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Too funny! Love your blog!
February 25, 2009 at 7:16 PM
My husband is completely a Beavis when he's not being a Butthead! He loves Family Guy too! Sometimes I laugh along, sometimes I roll my eyes =)! Of course a little alcohol always makes the laughing easier! We started dating when we were 17 so you can imagine we were real mature!
February 25, 2009 at 9:23 PM
I was a jr. high school PE teacher... I don't think any boy gets past this stage in life. Have you ever tried to find another way to say "Take your balls to the field..." or "I told you to stop playing with the balls until I say you can." Balls... I tried equipment but they'd always say, "what equipment? you mean these balls?" and burst out laughing...
February 25, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Beavis and Butthead totally make me crack up.
February 26, 2009 at 3:33 AM
I'm betting that he put the moves on you next.
February 26, 2009 at 5:16 AM
Hilarious. I am laughing at your poor husband now. THanks for that, I think I needed it too.
February 26, 2009 at 5:36 AM
That's too funny...love those times when the weirdest things hit that funny bone and you can't stop laughing - it's infectious and makes everyone else laugh, too! :)
February 26, 2009 at 5:37 AM
Shane used to watch that show...
And I love it when my hubs laughs! It makes me laugh just to hear him!
February 26, 2009 at 7:55 AM
So happy for you both; as long as you're laughing together, it's all good :)
February 26, 2009 at 10:21 AM
OMG that totally just brought me back to my youth! And I have to admit, I laughed imagining him :)
Want some real laughter? Get a couple of friends and play MAD GAB. OMG we were in TEARS playing that at Christmas with my bro, sis in law, hubby and close family friend. IN TEARS I tell you with some of the 'implications' by the words.
February 26, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Dude - there is nothing more sexy than a guy who can make you laugh. And honestly, without liquor, I laugh at the word huevos - so I guess I am in some good company then.
February 26, 2009 at 2:55 PM
I'm so glad I stumbled onto your blog from tHe RamBler! Made me laugh so hard I almost PEED my pants!! Hehehehehe I now need TP for my BUNGHOLE! :)
February 27, 2009 at 3:39 AM
This happened to us last night. We were watching the episode of Friends when Ross whitens his teeth to the point that they glow in the dark, and Hubby started laughing so hard I thought he was going to choke. Ah, good times, good times.
March 2, 2009 at 1:55 AM
We have the complete Beavis & Butthead on DVD. We're bad parents, the kids have seen a few episodes too
January 8, 2013 at 5:48 AM
Totally funny sounds like you have a great husband. Laughter certainly helps you feel better when you have had a rough day.
September 9, 2013 at 7:33 PM
oh geez. I laugh every time someone says "duty" though...
xo
August 25, 2015 at 10:45 PM
That is the mark of a good marriage. I swear laughing at stupid stuff is totally the best. What makes it even better is you can say the word stroke like 3 days later and they bust out laughing.
PS married 30 years to a man just like that :)