No, I'm not at BlogHer.
I would have told you.
A kajillion times.
Just home, doing the normal stuff.
Normal stuff. Like normal conversations that include stuff like this...
Hubby: So how many times did the Fed Ex guy come today so far?
Me: Just twice today. (not looking up from the computer)
DQ: Product review or contest win?
Hubby(to the kids) : Shh...mommy's "working"
The Kids(to daddy) : No, mommy's crying because she didn't go to BlogHer!
Okay that last one isn't true, completely.
I'm so excited for all my blog-pals that are in Chicago living it up!
2010 is my year!
Nevermind that I thought this year was my year, but really, 2010 is my year.
I've come up with a motto, and it rhymes!
The Mom Jen in Two Thousand Ten
BlogHer, BlogHer, YEAH!
Or something like that.
I'm still working on the details and the dance moves and leg kick.
It's kinda a campaign slash cheer.
I kinda liked...
I AM BLOGGER, Hear me ROAR!
But that was kinda feminist/cavewoman-speak, so probably not.
Okay, anyway, next year is MY year.
Who's with me?
**UPDATE: It's in New York City next year!!!*