Not like Pokemon and LalaLoopsy.
Those are weird and have funny names.
And, what does that LalaLoopsy doll do, just flops around.
I don't get it.
Toys for moms.
And gutter minds can save it, because I'm talking Apple products.
No, not the fruit.
Follow me here people!
Apple, as in iPad, iPod, iPhone.
My job requires this, I'm sure of it...
I'm good, I'm set.
I'm logged in, logged on, online.
It's so awesome, how did I live without it for so long?
Need new app ideas.
Changed my password protect, the kids figured out my last one.
They are SO SMART.
I see their drool when they look at my toy.
But it's hands-off, seriously.
I WILL teach it to bite.
It's a smart phone, it can learn anything.
I feel smarter just owning it.
She needs a name.
A "smart" one.
I'm addicted already.
I can check-in anywhere.
The hall bathroom, the liquor store around the corner, the freezer section at Safeway.
Okay, I'm not sure about that last one, but I bet I could try.
I'm in love.