Looking straight on in the mirror, I don't see it.
In my bathroom, I have this super-glass that makes me look good.
Then I get in natural sunlight.
I catch myself in my iPhone backwards camera.
Or I see a picture of myself and go, ummm WHAT IS THAT?!
Case in point...
My hair looks fabulous.
That's not what I'm talking about here.
Sure, I'm making a dorky face.
That's normal. I can't smile for the camera, ever.
But, what the frack is that gobbly turkey crap going on with my neck?
Where did that come from, I don't remember that being there.
And, why didn't anyone mention it?
Man, pushing 40 is taking a toll.
First my locks are turning 50 shades of gray!
I can't go more than 4 weeks without dying my roots, that shit is outta control.
Now this neck-a-ma-bob.
It's close to Thanksgiving, I do not want to be mistaken for the main dish!