Ever since I turned 40, I've been sick.
The flu for a week.
Now, bronchitis. For the last week and a half.
Thank god my mammogram report came back normal or I would have thought that this over the hill thing was going to bury me under it.
I already had to cancel a trip to Lake Tahoe, that was tough.
The kids looked forward to snow and lots of it!
We looked forward to a Lake Tahoe winter
My doctor said, "are you kidding, do you want pneumonia?" Thanks bronchitis.
Second round of antibiotics, and inhaler, cough meds with codeine, and now Prednisone.
Steroids...yeah well they say you won't sleep, you will eat a ton, and you'll get puffy.
Sounds like a super solution to my current ailment.
What doesn't kill ya makes you stronger right?
Well, then I should be hitting homeruns in no time.
So many things to look forward to in the upcoming months, I don't have time to be sick anymore.
So do you hear that body?
I know you're all "ooh I'm forty now, I'm going to slough off and get squishy, take that Jen."
You know what body...that's not cool.
I'm going to beat this and I'm going to take care of you and you'll see, you'll be stronger than ever.
You're going to try and get all Honey BooBoo Mom's CHINS on me, and I'm going be all...I don't think so, I'm going to do chin exercises so take that!Hmm.
I better check the side-effects of all those drugs.