20 Things I'll Never Do

Janel at Dandelion Dayz posted this meme and I thought it was a clever challenge. She tagged me for a random fact list that I realized later I've already done HERE. Never say Never, but I'm sure as of right now, this moment that........

1. I will never walk the Red Carpet all Glam-like.

2. I will never climb Mt. Everest, unless i'm having a scary dream.

3. I will never will enjoy my photo being taken...unless a nose job, tummy tuck, and chin redux is in order.

4. I will never be a backup dancer for a famous singer. Maybe DQ will, I'll live vicariously through her.

5. I will never travel to Egypt, India, Antartica, Greenland, or South Africa. Unless I take Bear Grylls as a second husband.

6. I will never be a size 2 again or 4 or 6

7. I will never be happy with a hairstyle or color on my head.

8. I will never voluntarily watch The Hills, Big Brother, or Tila Tequila.

9. I will never be on Survivor...but I could use their diet plan.

10. I will never have a job that could pay more than Hubby makes.

11. I will never eat sushi unless someone disguises it in a pepperoni pizza or Snickers bar and doesn't tell me.

12. I will never drive a porsche (my 8th grade dream car).

13. I will never look a gift horse in the mouth. ?

14. I will never stop loving my children.

15. I will never lose the desire to learn.

16. I will never experience anything more miraculous than the birth of my 3 children.

17. I will never enjoy wearing a thong.

18. I will never get rid of my stretch marks.



....hold on, let me compose myself.



....*sniff, sniff*



...okay, i'm good.



19. I will never own a dog. (I said this was as of right now).

20. I will never like pork chops...much to my Hubby's chagrin.



Alrighty then...I'll tag anyone else who wants to play, no pressure!

18 supporters in group:

  1. ciara said...

    this really has nothing to do what's posted here, but what part of central cali are you from? ya can email me ciara13b@aim.com...if you don't want to tell me, that's cool, too. i live in the central valley.

    #6-i have NEVER been a size 2. it was always 5 and up, and up, and up LOL

  2. carrie said...

    FINALLY!

    Someone else who doesn't like sushi! ;)

  3. Jill said...

    Great list... I can identify with well over half of them... though I do love sushi and pork chops.

    Awe darn, I guess you're never going to visit me in India. Bugger.

  4. Lindsey said...

    I'll have to sniff along with you. So many of those are mine, too. (Although, I can dream that someday a tummy tuck will get rid of MOST of the stretch marks.)
    Never had sushi, never plan to. I'm with ya, sister.

  5. Chels said...

    Great list!

  6. Rebecca A.K.A. Mum said...

    Lol about the stretch marks (you should see the doozies I have from the twins).....but OMG you don't like pork chops.....you must be crazy woman!! :P

  7. Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

    For all her wonderful traits, my mom is not a great cook. Add poverty to that, and you have pork chops baked to cardboard. And never mind Swiss "steak!" Yuck. I'm with you on the pork chops.

  8. Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

    For all her wonderful traits, my mom is not a great cook. Add poverty to that, and you have pork chops baked to cardboard. And never mind Swiss "steak!" Yuck. I'm with you on the pork chops.

    OMG! Do you live in California?? Kendall and I just picked CA as our "Girls Roadtrip" this summer!

  9. Janel said...

    I only really like cucumber and California rolls and apparently those are not considered real sushi.

    Thanks for playing!!!
    It was fun to read as always!

  10. Tenakim said...

    I just scrolled to see your pic from you SATC night- nose job? I don't see it-I want one too (shhh... growing up my mom always told me not to tell anyone because then all they do is look at your nose)

    I'm also with you on The Hills, sushi, and thongs!

    I don't know how this meme thing works but I'm hard up for material and not in a thinking mood- can I steal it? Or is that not propper blogging etiquette??

  11. The Mom said...

    Steal away Tena! I didn't "tag" anyone this time around, but it's out there for anyone! ;)

  12. Mrs. R said...

    Really? Never eat sushi? Say it isn't so! I am totally with you on the stretch marks and the size 2, 4 and 6. I will go ahead and be honest and add an 8 as well.

  13. Scuddy...Suzanne...Scully... said...

    I'm gonna do the meme on my blog page, thanks for the idea.

    www.blogspot.com/houseofa1000fandoms

  14. Jen said...

    This is a fun idea! I may have to copy it.

    I totally agree about never owning a dog. Why would anyone choose to have a pet that wakes you up to go out to pee.

    I won't eat raw sushi, but the cooked ones are so yummy!

  15. Megan said...

    Great post! I copied and did a list of my own - thanks for sharing!

  16. Ann(ie) said...

    AMEN on the thong thing sistah. ug.

    BUT, give me a long weekend and I could get you into sushi AND Big Brother. ;) Promise!!!!!

  17. Ann said...

    Thank you so much for sharing your wonderful pictures!

  18. Toni said...

    Okay, I can go with you on most but I would eat sushi everyday of the week if possible and I like pork chops and well my first "child" is a 4-legged one...

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