Queen of Something...Finally!
I don't want to toot my own horn...But, I kinda rock!
Seriously, I'm the queen of a daily household task that takes lots of skill.
And patience.
I'm like doing it 4, 5 times a day.
Just me and a rolled up newspaper.
Or magazine.
Or dish towel.
Sometimes I will clap my hands together and POW!
Okay that last one isn't true.
YET.
I'm so proud, I'm giving myself an award.
For what you ask?
Well, thanks to the kids, and all the open doors that lead outside, I am....
Queen Fly Swatter.
I know right?!
Prestigious!
I rarely even use an actual fly swatter.
*hold your applause, just throw money*
And, close the door behind you!
June 16, 2009 at 7:49 PM
I bow to your royal swatterness. With much practice I hope to obtain such a high ranking.
June 16, 2009 at 7:59 PM
And who said you were a no-talent?! Pshaw!
June 16, 2009 at 8:45 PM
The dollar store has some super cute fly swatters with flowers on them. You deserve one.
June 16, 2009 at 8:49 PM
Whoo Hoo, bring on the golden swatter!
June 16, 2009 at 9:31 PM
I totally feel you on the flies nad who needs an actual swatter. A ball cap works well too!
June 17, 2009 at 3:33 AM
Wow, that's quite an award LOL! If I was getting an award like this it would be a "Queen of standing as far away from the bug as possible and spraying hairspray at it" award. I HATE bugs!
June 17, 2009 at 5:48 AM
lol I so need one of these after last night.. I finally got fed up and massacred about 6 flies that were in the house!
I however did use a fly swatter.. so I need to up my game to keep up with you ;-)
June 17, 2009 at 8:54 AM
♥♥♥ congratulations ♥♥♥
June 17, 2009 at 9:09 AM
cool--next we will see you on the news smacking a fly between your hands just like Obama!
June 17, 2009 at 11:04 AM
HA! I love it. We're having a fly problem here too . . . I don't know what is going on in Houston right now, but they are all converging here!
June 17, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Lol! Your too much! I saw you yesterday! At the grocery Store! Your kids were probay wondering who the crazy lady in the pony tail was and why was she starring! Kinda felt like I saw a celeb and wanted to snap a pic. I just got back from vacation and took pics of some celebs! Anyways wanted to come by and say Hi but my kids were driving me nuts and I didn't shower this time!! LOL Catch you next time!!!
June 17, 2009 at 11:56 AM
When I retire from teaching to be a housewife, I hope you will pass the torch to me.
June 17, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Remember, when requesting that people throw money, tell them, "Nothing under $20, and no counterfeits please..."
June 17, 2009 at 12:23 PM
I think you should have to put on a gown and stand up in front of a crowd for this one. It's THAT prestigious of an award, no?
June 17, 2009 at 1:54 PM
That crown looks good on you girl! But sorry about all the flies!!
June 17, 2009 at 1:59 PM
You have found your GIFT! LOL!
June 17, 2009 at 8:18 PM
I get so "fly-crazy" that I pay my kids .25 cents a fly when I start to loose my mind.
June 17, 2009 at 8:41 PM
I am constantly doing the same thing! They always leave doors open.
June 17, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Hey, friend....will you hook me up, please :)
http://www.halfpastkissintime.com/2009/06/thousand-words-thursday.html
THANKS!
June 17, 2009 at 11:11 PM
SMack 'em up! Those pesty little buggers!
June 18, 2009 at 12:07 AM
LOL! 50% of the time, I miss! Poor aim or poor timing! *sigh* You should hold a class - I'd be there! ;-)
June 18, 2009 at 6:13 AM
I bow to your swatfullness, oh swift one. We're not worthy.
June 18, 2009 at 2:28 PM
I'm glad you rock, because I suck! Damn flies drive me crazy!
June 18, 2009 at 3:16 PM
You and the Prez... flyswatters extraordinaire.
June 19, 2009 at 4:48 AM
LOL!!!!
So how come PETA hasn't come out with a statement for you!?!?!?! ;)
June 19, 2009 at 7:39 AM
OMGAWD.......I am going to tell PETA on you, I alway knew you were a MOMSTER!
June 20, 2009 at 2:57 PM
LOL I'm surprised PETA isn't on your doorstep right now. :p