The Easter Mouse

The Easter Bunny came early this year.

Yes, he brought cosmos for me and a trip to Disneyland for the kids!

Dude, rabbit-man, how did you know?

Who cares, thank you, and you can keep the cranberry juice.

I'm thrilled, maybe even more than the kids. But, maybe that's the vodka talking after a long first day of Spring Break!

We haven't been to the House of Mouse since 2004. Lots has happened since then I'm sure.

I think the place is now called HannahMontanaLand, and the princesses are now tween-age girls in knee boots, all named Taylor.

Rad. Y'all.

I kid. I just wish I had the whole Disney idea.

Phineas and Ferb, pure brilliance.

Sonny With a Chance would so be cancelled by now. No offense Demi Lovato, but can we say over-rated. Camp Rock was not that good! Just because you put a Jonas brother in a movie doesn't make it good. Hotter...but not good.

So anyway, princesses, It's a Small World, Autotopia, oh my gosh the Finding Nemo adventure!! K is going to flip, that combined with Little Einsteins at the Playhouse Disney show?

She's going to want to live there. Right in Tomorrowland, next to the Jedi Training area, so she can see My Boy a lot.

I'd probably have to find a job there to pay for the $45 hot dogs. I think I'm short enough to don the Stitch costume.

Or DQ can dance in the parades nightly for some extra coin.

Hubby will want to bunk in the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse.

Cool, I think we have it all planned out.

The trip is going to rock. Thank you Easter Bunny.