Please Don't Ask to See My I.D.
My driver's license is hideous.I mean it's no Nick Nolte.
My Hawaiian print is contained to a sarong and I look hot in it.
But, how fair is it to ask a nine month pregnant mother to pose for any photo?
I mean, I may have chubby-ish cheeks already, but baby bloat just happens to some people.
Don't mind the hair in a ponytail to make my face appear 10x wider.
And WHAT was I thinking when I wore a one piece catsuit with spaghetti straps at my size and weight.
You'd really think I was giving birth to Shamu, yet my son was only 6lbs 8 oz.
It looks like i'm wearing my bra OVER my shirt.
Sigh.
Of course now when I'm buying alcohol, cashiers give me that quizzical look.
I have glasses now.
My hair is mostly down.
I DON'T weigh 110 lbs anymore. (I'm SO leaving that on there for like-ever!)
I'm not pregnant.
I have better taste in clothing than I did in 2001.
I think.
Okay.
Are you ready.
I'm so dang embarassed.
Don't laugh.
Okay laugh.
I deserve it.
Even my brother in law saw it recently and said, "dude, what the hell?!"
Scarring me, for pretty much...LIFE.
I'm so changing this photo.
Even if I have to camp at the DMV overnight to be first in line.
February 1, 2011 at 6:28 PM
yeah.. the last time I had to renew my military ID, I was 9 months pregnant. That was August 2007 and they won't let me renew it until this August. It's been a long wait, but thank God it's almost over. Everytime I go through the checkpoint (which is several times a say) I get a weird look or a snicker or whatever.... bastards. It's always the men that laugh.
February 1, 2011 at 11:30 PM
mine looks like crap, but i don't care lol i've gained some weight since it was taken...love how they just keep using it over & over even if you don't even resemble it anymore lol
February 3, 2011 at 9:41 AM
My photo looks ok on my ID but hubby's ID in Colorado looked like a prison mugshot. He looked horrible. He was heavier, had longer hair and more facial hair and looked super pissed in his picture. When I met him he weighed less, had no facial hair and a short haircut. People used to always question his ID picture. One time a guy even asked him for a 2nd ID. We both cracked up!