My husband is weird.
I love him and all, but often I do not follow his line of thinking.
The other day we were watching televsion.
Someone got all excited about something.
Hubby comments, "He's so excited I can see his sticks!"
WHAT THE WHAT?
My husband is known for saying strange things, but this worried me.
That sounds dirty.
What are you talking about babe?
"His sticks, you know like Kermit?"
Um frog references, those of the Muppet variety are completely lost on me.
"You know, the way they animate him, with the sticks?"
Have you been drinking?
"NO! It's noon. But, remember on Seasame Street or the Muppet Show, Kermit would get all excited and then he'd get all flail-y and his sticks would show?!"
You are weird sweetie, but I love that about you.
"Remember when Fozzy used to....."
Really? More Muppet references?!
Please go talk to the kids about this.