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Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this list-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth..

Thanks to my friend Lisa for sending this to me today. I laughed until my sides ached.

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  1. Yvie said...

    Yeoch! That is reality alright. But it's true.

    We tend to make fun of our friends. What matters is we are true to them and we really speak from our heart.

    Was I sappy to my friends, I guess I do sometimes. :)

  2. Angie said...

    So much better than those cheesey friendship poems! Love #6!

  3. Smart A$$ Mom said...

    I've read that before, it is so terribly funny and every woman should have at least one friend who that rings true for.

  4. Alice said...

    That's one of my favorite ones I've gotten too. I get so many sappy things that this one was refreshing.

  5. Janel said...

    OH. SO. FUNNY!

    I tagged you for a meme. It is short - 6 things.

    I am working on the one you tagged me for a few weeks ago. It has been fun to work on!

    Happy day!

  6. Kate said...

    That is absolutely hilarious!!! :D Ha! I read one like that before...only it had the line about if you kill somone, I will help you bury the body. :D hee hee. Have a great day! So fun to have met you on the MBC. :)

  7. Jenny said...

    FUNNY!!!!!!! Thanks for the morning laughs!!!!!!!!! I have some girls I will be sure to send that to!

  8. Tenakim said...

    I have a friend from high school that ALWAYS sends me the mushy ones. I am going to copy and send this one to her- I wonder if she'll appreciate it?

  9. Amber said...

    That is great! I was laughing so hard.

  10. *Becky* said...

    Yes, yes, yes!

  11. ciara said...

    lmao very cute! ha ha @ spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew

  12. carrie said...

    Those are the best!

    I can't even read your SATC post below because I haven't seen it yet -- tomorrow night, baby! ;)

  13. Darcie said...

    WAY better than the sissy friendship poems indeed. I'm with Angie, #6 is awesome.

  14. Not Just Any Jen said...

    Ha! The spider monkey quote from Talladega Nights is killing me. My husband uses that one often. Hilarious!

  15. Vicki said...

    Those are great. I had to laugh at the "blue" one - that was great!!! :)

    So I also got a chuckle out of your bottle of Fat Bastard. Years ago, we had a work dinner at a fancy restaurant. They had Fat Bastard on the menu. Well of course it was just the funniest thing and we kept talking about it. One of the guys from that job still gives me a bottle every Christmas!!! LOL!!!
    Do you know there is a bottle of "Bitch" out there?!?! That one made me laugh! :)

  16. Bahama Shores Mama: said...

    Much more my style than those sappy ones!

  17. Tammy said...

    Too funny..I love this!

  18. Shannon said...

    So perfect, so true. I think I've done number one a couple of times myself :-) Great list!!!

  19. Kate said...

    hehe I love this list! Cracks me up every time :)

  20. Genny said...

    Too cute!

  21. Ramblin' Red said...

    Love that...tell me that it did NOT have the horrible "send to x number of friends asap...blah, blah, blah" line in it - 'cause that line ruins the super sappy ones more than the unreality.

  22. Rebecca A.K.A. Mum said...

    LOL love it...ain't that the truth!! :D

  23. flickrlovr said...

    Huh-freakin-larious. I almost "felt the warmth" just reading that ;)

  24. Ann said...

    I must share this as well. (My sister is going through a divorce and this will be perfect for her!)

  25. Ann(ie) said...

    Totally! That's my kinda friend!!!

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