The Mom is Accepting New Patients

You all have the floor again. Ask away.

Need to talk? Confess? Have a question for me or my Hubby? Questions about life, kids, love, insects, blogging, things in my freezer, photography, advice on marriage, music, tweenagers, potty training, your new dog perhaps (Tena). Shoot.

I've got time. Oh how much time I have.

As always, my disclaimer is that I am NOT a professional anything, just like to push my own stuff to the side and help my fellow man. Or woman. Sometimes I don't help at all.

Email me at themomjen@gmail.com or feel free to use the comment section. See how flexible I can be?

25 supporters in group:

  1. Clare Frederick said...

    Gas prices have gone down to 4.27/gal. here in Fresno. What are you paying over there? Also, you like white wine...have you tried the Barefoot line? They're out of the Modesto area, are cheap, and have been winning awards left and right.

  2. Chelle said...

    Okay, I have a question! What is your favorite white wine?

    And how did you get into photography? Have you taken classes or just self taught...I'm asking b/c your pictures are so amazing!

  3. TentCamper said...

    Wow...I have a lot...I'll just throw out a few:

    Is it wrong that I fear having Insne Mama hold my ...member while I pee? (she said she wants to)

    What does it mean when you have vivid dreams of homicide?

    Can someone (oh ...say...an ex wife) actually change and become reasonable and accommodating after 3 years of nasty attacks?

    Do I need a professional?

  4. Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

    Why do priests at funerals say, "She's in the lord's arms now," even when she didn't even believe in God? Where do you think people who don't believe in God go, oh Wise One? :)

  5. Jill said...

    How and when do you find time each day to blog?

    When did you start blogging and why do you continue?

    What do you do for fun? What are your hobbies - besides blogging and being a mom?

  6. Insane Mama said...

    I have a question. How do you get rid of an annoying habit that YOU (me) have?

    Why are boogers salty?

    Do you like underwire bras?

    How often do you shower?

  7. Ranch Girl said...

    All right, what the heck do I wear to a beach wedding in Cabo? Yup, it's only 7 short days until I leave (10 days until the wedding), and I have my fallback position - a 'flowy' black dress, but it just doesn't seem perfect for the occasion and I've been all over the friggin' place trying to find one! Any suggestions?!

  8. HappyHourSue said...

    LOL you're gonna think I'm such a tard. I keep trying to play Flight of the Conchords. I'm trying to turn off your music but it's not working and the worst part is that "You're Gonna Miss This" is the song you told me about when i was sad about my daughter graduating so it's making me sad again and I can't stop it from playing. :P (I'm still laughing) So I guess my question is: What's it like having a spaz as a friend?

  9. Deb said...

    I guess I don't have a question, I just wanted to say that I'm so glad I'm not alone in this tweenager business! Our daughters are about the same age. Mine will be 10 in August, and holy moly...wow! One minute she is an absolute sweetheart, and the next a bundle of hormones.
    Can you commiserate?

  10. ciara said...

    yay!! another installment of ask the mom is coming soon. i had just mentioned that on your cre8buzz page. :) can't wait to see what the new questions are.

  11. Kateasaurus said...

    What is your FAVORTIE white wine, regardless of price?
    And do you prefer Pino, Chard., ?

  12. flickrlovr said...

    You are the sidebar queen. Fo reals, Jen. Everytime I come, they always look different. And I'll be emailing you a question. Or fifty-five.

  13. TentCamper said...

    H..nd is it wrong for the 17 year old "not really" boyfriend tells "not really girlfriend" (our 16 year old) the he thinks her mom (nsane Mama) is a MILF?

    What a freaking disrepectful jerk!

  14. Jo-Jo said...

    Hummm, lets see. I guess my question would be, why is it when I try to attach a picture, I hit the button and it doesn't do anything but look like I hit a button? (Thanks for asking!) Another question is, how the heck can I get my page to look as great as yours?

  15. Tiffany said...

    Ok How do you get an almost 5 year old boy to wipe his own butt? I thought I was the best parent ever when I got him potty trained but I'm SO tired of hearing, "Momma come wipe my butt". And I tried to teach him but he's scared he'll get poo on his hand. LOL And he poos about 4 times a damn day. Answer that one MOM. LOL

  16. THE BLUEST BUTTERFLY said...

    Tips for keeping blue eyeshadow in place?

  17. THE BLUEST BUTTERFLY said...

    As I right this...I am wearing blue eyeshadow (and eyeliner) on several areas of my eyes that I did not apply it to. :-)

  18. Not Just Any Jen said...

    Do you ever plan on having more kids? How do/did you know when your family is/was complete? Having a hard time here accepting that I am done having babies. I had a tubal with my third c/s and now have regrets -I think. Do you think this is common? Thanks, Mom
    Jen

  19. jill jill bo bill said...

    Just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I'll be waiting up for the answer.

  20. wehave9 said...

    How can I get more comments on my blog? That's my question. Silly, huh?!

  21. Jen said...

    Do you think it is ok for married men to go to strip clubs without their wives?

  22. Two blessings from above said...

    I just bought a Nikon D300 and sometimes I wish I would have bought a camara that was a little easier to use. Do you like yours?
    You take beautiful pictures!
    Your site is a lot of fun to read.

  23. Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

    Only one question, since we are both in the teeny bopper world.

    At what age so you let your daughter shave her legs?

    okay maybe 2

    Do you let them use a razor or just like a Nair product?

  24. Tenakim said...

    I know I'm so damned pathetic with this dog- I'm screaming for a therapist, huh? The only thing that comes to mind- What is best way to get him to stop stinking- or better yet, to not let his smell permeate into my house?

  25. flickrlovr said...

    Okay, since I'm obviously slower than a turtle at emailing my questions to you, I'll pose one here:

    How did you start blogging? What drew you to it, and who is your inspiration?

    I'm ready for Post of The Year material, Jen. Bring it on.

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