Kah-razy Keywords
It's been a while since i've checked on the keywords people enter into Google or Yahoo search and then find my site...Small arms are cheaper than ever before
um...okay how much to rid that flappy part?
wines for Bunco night
that was so early-blog me, i'm onto vodka and triple sec now
pumpkin pulp on hair
that is some crazy carving session
mom sex blogs pot
officer it's not what you think...
Mrs Roper costume
next year for sure
lazy dog jango
that makes perfect sense to link to me
a good luck necklace when you wish on it it comes true to buy
if only....
the dramatics blogspot
yeah so what of it?
"bugaboo friends"
hoobalooba cootchie coo is our code word
Kaycee girl with birds
um hmm, yeah, you betcha
how to stop Googling symptoms
i'm betting there's a 12-step program somewhere
words that sound like Thursday
mursday, shlursday, zursday
giveaway -"HP Magic"-cosmo -frock -costume -grosgrain -cd -dvd -book -obama -wrath -nimli -ticket -epson -kai -stroller -"build a bear" -boot -ca
WHAT the heck are you really looking for, I mean, seriously!
creepy mommy blogs
really, is it the snowflake hat?
January 14, 2009 at 12:21 AM
That's a great list!
January 14, 2009 at 12:28 AM
lol i am laughimg so hard I am falling off te bed!! Imagine what I get with the downs gang...lol everything from downs symdrome to gang warfare.......lol
January 14, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Ugh these posts make me second guess everything I Google!
... If you're reading this pumpkin google, they make pumpkin shampoo.
January 14, 2009 at 3:30 AM
That is awesome funny stuff. I'll have to look at my analytics.
January 14, 2009 at 4:09 AM
Do you use special software to do this? I want to do this to my blog?
January 14, 2009 at 4:38 AM
OH.MY.GOSH....
I think I may have just wet myself a little from laughing so hard!
I'm going to have to try this little experiment one day myself just to see what happens!
January 14, 2009 at 4:50 AM
hee hee hee! Those always crack me up and make me wonder...
January 14, 2009 at 4:55 AM
hoobalooba cootchie coo! LOL!
And about the "giveaway-HP Magic-etc" one... not only what the heck where they looking for, but why in the world did Google direct them here??!?!?!
January 14, 2009 at 6:22 AM
LOL!!! That last one made me burst out!! I am so not using Google the way I should apparently!!!
January 14, 2009 at 6:37 AM
QUEEN OF GIVEAWAYS! Even GA knows it!
January 14, 2009 at 7:00 AM
too funny!!! I haven't been here in so long! I missed ya!!! Got lots of catching up to do!
January 14, 2009 at 7:09 AM
Ok, seriously...that is SOOO weird!!! People actually search those things??? (scratching my head) Strange!!! (Oh well, hopefully you satisfied their search!!! LOL!!!)
January 14, 2009 at 7:16 AM
Hey, that's not so bad, I get hit for searches for bras and spanking... how do they know the real me?
January 14, 2009 at 7:28 AM
LMAO! My blog is still to young to get any good keyword searches. But I think that we could start a group for "creepy mommy blogs." I'd join. ;)
January 14, 2009 at 8:13 AM
Too funny...people are weird...really really...but not you...well, not all the time...
January 14, 2009 at 8:33 AM
I will steal this post idea some time in the near future. Mrs. Roper costume? SUH-weet!!!
January 14, 2009 at 8:34 AM
LOL! You got info on how to stop playing Dr Google? I need to hit your archives then and find that one!
January 14, 2009 at 8:55 AM
lol The last one I about peed my pants!!
January 14, 2009 at 9:34 AM
The things people search...well it it is the world wide web huh? everything at your fingertips.
I haven't looked up my analytics in a while; I think I might.
January 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM
That last one is pretty funny! I don't think your creepy. ;-)
January 14, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Everyones GA's are so fun!!!
January 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Great list - how do you find this info out???
January 14, 2009 at 11:45 AM
I love it!
At least it wasn't
amyamybobamey-obesity-answers
like mine was, I think that is what drove me to the gym again!
I loved this one
mom sex blogs pot
officer it's not what you think...
January 14, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Those are GREATNESS! :) You're not creepy!!!
January 14, 2009 at 12:05 PM
How do you find these things?
January 14, 2009 at 12:22 PM
That is hilarious! The other day, I had about 110 hits from DIFFERENT IP adresses searching for sweet and sleepy. Very strange stuff!
January 14, 2009 at 1:33 PM
A Mrs. Roper costume would be SO easy to put together. I am totally going as that this year! ; )
{and no, it wasn't me that got to you that way...} HA!
January 14, 2009 at 1:39 PM
I found that someone from Russia did a search with an exact match on one of my posting titles "Trios Triplets and Triads"… I guess the cold war isn't over is it.
January 14, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Haha that's awesome.
I wanna know how to do it!!
January 14, 2009 at 3:50 PM
I always get a kick out of these lists... but the second to the last one took the cake! That person can't seem to make up their mind
January 14, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Just saying hi. Too crabby to comment otherwise...long day!
January 14, 2009 at 5:17 PM
I can see where a mom sex blog could be a creepy mommy blog.
January 14, 2009 at 6:00 PM
That's my favorite part of Blog Patrol. No wonder I can't find what want on Google. How do people come up with this stuff?
January 14, 2009 at 6:09 PM
"Creeping Mommy Blogs"?!?
I've got to go type that in and see what else shows up.
How funny!!!
January 14, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Nothing creepy about this blog!
January 14, 2009 at 8:12 PM
ok, but I found you, didn't I???
January 14, 2009 at 8:31 PM
ROFL!! These things crack me up!! Now I'm going to have to go check mine.
January 15, 2009 at 12:45 PM
LMAO...seriously Jen...that was hilarious..I love te Creepy mom blog search ...Your response was priceles...keep up the good work girl..you rock!
January 17, 2009 at 12:58 AM
Dude. Nice list. I haven't checked mine in a long time...but practically no one goes to my blog anymore (because of the lack of posts for awhile-haha) so I bet there aren't many. These are hilarious. My favorite is "how to stop googling symptoms". I know so many people that do it-myself included. You start out with a cold and end up with syphilis.
Wait, that sounded wrong.
I don't have syphilis. Really.
May 17, 2014 at 4:43 PM
Ha ha ha Some funny phrases in that list!