Kah-razy Keywords

It's been a while since i've checked on the keywords people enter into Google or Yahoo search and then find my site...

Small arms are cheaper than ever before
um...okay how much to rid that flappy part?

wines for Bunco night
that was so early-blog me, i'm onto vodka and triple sec now

pumpkin pulp on hair
that is some crazy carving session

mom sex blogs pot
officer it's not what you think...

Mrs Roper costume
next year for sure

lazy dog jango
that makes perfect sense to link to me

a good luck necklace when you wish on it it comes true to buy
if only....

the dramatics blogspot
yeah so what of it?

"bugaboo friends"
hoobalooba cootchie coo is our code word

Kaycee girl with birds
um hmm, yeah, you betcha

how to stop Googling symptoms
i'm betting there's a 12-step program somewhere

words that sound like Thursday
mursday, shlursday, zursday

giveaway -"HP Magic"-cosmo -frock -costume -grosgrain -cd -dvd -book -obama -wrath -nimli -ticket -epson -kai -stroller -"build a bear" -boot -ca
WHAT the heck are you really looking for, I mean, seriously!

creepy mommy blogs
really, is it the snowflake hat?

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  1. Janie said...

    That's a great list!

  2. Lori Downs said...

    lol i am laughimg so hard I am falling off te bed!! Imagine what I get with the downs gang...lol everything from downs symdrome to gang warfare.......lol

  3. Threeboys1mommy said...

    Ugh these posts make me second guess everything I Google!

    ... If you're reading this pumpkin google, they make pumpkin shampoo.

  4. Weaselmomma said...

    That is awesome funny stuff. I'll have to look at my analytics.

  5. Tracey said...

    Do you use special software to do this? I want to do this to my blog?

  6. debilyn said...

    OH.MY.GOSH....
    I think I may have just wet myself a little from laughing so hard!

    I'm going to have to try this little experiment one day myself just to see what happens!

  7. Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

    hee hee hee! Those always crack me up and make me wonder...

  8. Shannon said...

    hoobalooba cootchie coo! LOL!


    And about the "giveaway-HP Magic-etc" one... not only what the heck where they looking for, but why in the world did Google direct them here??!?!?!

  9. jill jill bo bill said...

    LOL!!! That last one made me burst out!! I am so not using Google the way I should apparently!!!

  10. Tenakim said...

    QUEEN OF GIVEAWAYS! Even GA knows it!

  11. kel said...

    too funny!!! I haven't been here in so long! I missed ya!!! Got lots of catching up to do!

  12. Vicki said...

    Ok, seriously...that is SOOO weird!!! People actually search those things??? (scratching my head) Strange!!! (Oh well, hopefully you satisfied their search!!! LOL!!!)

  13. Aria said...

    Hey, that's not so bad, I get hit for searches for bras and spanking... how do they know the real me?

  14. Leigh (Modern Mommy) said...

    LMAO! My blog is still to young to get any good keyword searches. But I think that we could start a group for "creepy mommy blogs." I'd join. ;)

  15. Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

    Too funny...people are weird...really really...but not you...well, not all the time...

  16. Ann's Rants said...

    I will steal this post idea some time in the near future. Mrs. Roper costume? SUH-weet!!!

  17. Anissa Mayhew said...

    LOL! You got info on how to stop playing Dr Google? I need to hit your archives then and find that one!

  18. Lindsay said...

    lol The last one I about peed my pants!!

  19. Rachel said...

    The things people search...well it it is the world wide web huh? everything at your fingertips.

    I haven't looked up my analytics in a while; I think I might.

  20. Over Coffee - the green edition said...

    That last one is pretty funny! I don't think your creepy. ;-)

  21. ♥georgie♥ said...

    Everyones GA's are so fun!!!

  22. Jamie said...

    Great list - how do you find this info out???

  23. Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

    I love it!

    At least it wasn't

    amyamybobamey-obesity-answers

    like mine was, I think that is what drove me to the gym again!

    I loved this one
    mom sex blogs pot
    officer it's not what you think...

  24. Happy Campers said...

    Those are GREATNESS! :) You're not creepy!!!

  25. Swirl Girl said...

    How do you find these things?

  26. Lolli said...

    That is hilarious! The other day, I had about 110 hits from DIFFERENT IP adresses searching for sweet and sleepy. Very strange stuff!

  27. Elaine A. said...

    A Mrs. Roper costume would be SO easy to put together. I am totally going as that this year! ; )

    {and no, it wasn't me that got to you that way...} HA!

  28. CaJoh said...

    I found that someone from Russia did a search with an exact match on one of my posting titles "Trios Triplets and Triads"… I guess the cold war isn't over is it.

  29. Hannah Noel said...

    Haha that's awesome.

    I wanna know how to do it!!

  30. Tena said...

    I always get a kick out of these lists... but the second to the last one took the cake! That person can't seem to make up their mind

  31. Mrs4444 said...

    Just saying hi. Too crabby to comment otherwise...long day!

  32. Jo-Jo said...

    I can see where a mom sex blog could be a creepy mommy blog.

  33. Semi-Slacker Mom said...

    That's my favorite part of Blog Patrol. No wonder I can't find what want on Google. How do people come up with this stuff?

  34. Ann said...

    "Creeping Mommy Blogs"?!?
    I've got to go type that in and see what else shows up.
    How funny!!!

  35. Jenni Jiggety said...

    Nothing creepy about this blog!

  36. Linda S said...

    ok, but I found you, didn't I???

  37. the RaMbLeR said...

    ROFL!! These things crack me up!! Now I'm going to have to go check mine.

  38. Mommy In Pink said...

    LMAO...seriously Jen...that was hilarious..I love te Creepy mom blog search ...Your response was priceles...keep up the good work girl..you rock!

  39. flickrlovr said...

    Dude. Nice list. I haven't checked mine in a long time...but practically no one goes to my blog anymore (because of the lack of posts for awhile-haha) so I bet there aren't many. These are hilarious. My favorite is "how to stop googling symptoms". I know so many people that do it-myself included. You start out with a cold and end up with syphilis.

    Wait, that sounded wrong.

    I don't have syphilis. Really.

  40. Debby said...

    Ha ha ha Some funny phrases in that list!

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