Single Ladies is running through my head non-stop.
Maybe because I heard it about 4,581 times today.
Dance competition season is upon us.
In between numbers they play music, the DJ must be in contract with Beyonce.
Anyway, she who shall not be named performed in two dances today.
Oh yeah, we can't even call her DQ anymore on my blog.
Don't talk about me on your blog.
Typing that is even worse.
She's sitting next to me right now laughing, so I know she secretly loves it.
Where was I?!
Oh yeah, two dances, rocked them both.
Jazz dance is super duper cute.
Tap dance is amazing.
Tappers feet are just so cool to watch.
I wish I had an ounce of SWSNBN's talent.
She just told me she's not talented.
That I could be as good if I took a lesson.
But, I won't.
I'd make a mockery of the dance biz, yo.
I just like to dance in the privacy of my own living room.
Booty shake and all.
While popping kisses in my mouth.
I've digressed again.
So two Platinum awards later, my girl did so great at her first comp of the season.
We get to do it all over again next weekend.
Double Platinum girls, you can do it!