Thursday is her last day.
Today she came home with a memory book of quotes that the teachers so loving documented for the parents.
I've been hysterical laughing/crying for hours.
It's so dang cute.
Here are K's famous quotes:
---If you were a pilgrim child and could bring just one toy on the "Mayflower" which one would you choose? K's response, "the NORBALL (marble) game, it goes round and round."
---What gift would you give to baby Jesus (she goes to a church preschool...you're probably all "duh!") K's response, "A table and a toy car and a lollypop!"
---How many teeth do you have? K's response, "9." (not sure what happened to her other 11 that day.)
---Favorite food? K's response, "Corn out of a can." (we NEVER have this)
---What is your favorite book? K's response, "The Book about People." (so detailed)
---What is the best thing about Preschool? K's response, "Playing with the dollies."
---What kind of job do you want when you grow up? K's response, "Help people buy things at the store." (personal shopper? like at Bloomingdale's or more like a bagger at Safeway?)
---K says, "My family grows cakes in the garden and we're taking them to the fair." (this was after a classmate mentioned his family grows pumpkins for the fair, cake is way cooler)
---K's Cookie Pie Recipe
11 Gingerbread Men
3 Treasure Pieces
Cook a lot at 356 and 11 degrees for 11 hours. If you eat it raw, it is okay 'cause it has powers to take away tummy aches. Put Sprinkles and CHEESE when done cooking. (Try at your own risk)
---A classmate was blowing out her birthday candle, K says, "I smell fire, but don't call the fire department, it's just her birfday."
Oh...there's more, from her classmates....oh so funny. I'll save it for next time.