Please Send Gas Cards and a Cloning Machine.

Our schedule is going to make me crazy this year, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Anyway, people only know me by my crazy.

If I was all sane and calm and content, people would think I was smokin' something herbal.

And, most people know I only enjoy smoke if I'm in the center of a casino.

So, here it is, the schedule of crazy for this school year.


Monday
7:45-School drop off
9am-Preschool drop off
12pm-Preschool Pickup
2:08-4th grade pickup
3pm-7th grade pickup
4:15-K Soccer
5pm-My Boy Soccer
5pm-DQ Dance
5:15-Soccer Pickup
6:30-Soccer Pickup
7:30-Dance Pickup

Tuesday
7:45-School drop off
2:08-4th grade pickup
3pm-7th grade pickup
3:30-K Dance
4:30-K Dance pickup

Wednesday
7:45-School drop off
9am-Preschool drop off
12pm-Preschool Pickup
2:08-4th grade pickup
3pm-7th grade pickup
5pm-My Boy Soccer
5pm-DQ Dance
6:30-Soccer Pickup
7:30-Dance Pickup

Thursday
7:45-School drop off
2:08-4th grade pickup
3pm-7th grade pickup
7pm-DQ Dance
8pm-Dance pickup


Friday
7:45-School drop off
9am-Preschool drop off
12pm-Preschool Pickup
2:08-4th grade pickup
3pm-7th grade pickup

That doesn't even include dr/orthodontist/dentist/eye appointments, playdates, or parties.

Not to mention, how much driving will I be doing?  I should put a Taxi sign on the top of my car and add a meter and make a buck!

Or we should live in the car.  If it had a hot plate and wi-fi, i'm telling you I would.

At least 3 nights a week dinner-prep and execution is going to be insane.
AND...2 nights a week, I have to be in two places at once.  Superduper.

Hmm...smoking a little something is sounding better and better.

Just kidding mom and dad.

8 supporters in group:

  1. Lori said...

    I don't know how you do it...I have a hard enough time coordinating with just one kid's schedule!

  2. Barbara said...

    Ok, you just made me wanna cancel my daughter's enrollment in an Enrichment class I just signed her up for, lol. I will be thinking of you as I drop off, go to work, pick up, and sometimes drop off, volunteer, pick up. At the end of this school year, I'm gonna need you to write a manual!

  3. Merrie said...

    God help you when K is in elementary, W in middle and J in high school five days a week!

    The good news is you'll have some down time in the day with no kids. Something to look forward to!

  4. Sherri said...

    So, just reading your schedule I'm exhausted! But a hotplate in the car? Hmmm, that might just work...

  5. Liz said...

    Ah, come on. You could squeeze in a couple more things on Tuesday. :) ha ha!

    Seriously, wow.....that's a LOT of running!

  6. Carol said...

    No hot plate - microwave. And a cooler for wine. Wi-fi is an absolute necessity! All of this is why it's best to have kids when you're still young and have energy.

  7. Shop with Me Mama said...

    LMAO! You crack me up girly! Sounds like a heck of a week you have there. I am not looking forward to my kids being old enough to go to school and soccer practices!

  8. ♥Georgie♥ said...

    gooood gracious and I thought my schedule was busy....you win you win!!! I won't complain anymore =)

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