Nothing more fun to a kid then a tub filled with water and a ton of random toys.
I'm not a bath fan...stewing in dirty water, not my thing.
Not really healthy for girls in general, but anyway.
So I was thrilled when K started wanting to take showers.
Most have been alone, some with me.
Those with me are always a buzz kill.
"Mom, why is your tummy so floppy?"
Hush and wash your hair!
"What are those? (pointing to my stretch marks)"
Your fault, wash your pits.
"I can see your boobs!"
HUBBY!!! Come get YOUR DAUGHTER out of here now!!!!!!!
"(Giggling) I can see your butt!"
That's not a butt, and you can shower alone from now on!
Nothing like getting your parts laughed at to start the day.
And why is it that when you go to rinse shampoo off of said child's hair they open their mouth and eyes and put their head down so it all flows into their face and then begins the screaming.
"MY EYES! EW DIS SHAMPOO TASTES BAD!"
I told you to look up at the ceiling.
"I can't dare is soap in my eyes and my mouff!"
Tomorrow you are getting a bath!
Did I say I was thrilled?