Guest Confessional

Hey everyone, Sue from Happy Meals & Happy Hour is here filling in for me! I'm so honored! I also have the same crush! ;)

Ooohhhh..it's all scroll-y in here. Not like my place where I'm all knockin' around in vodka bottles.

So Jen asked me to guest-post while she was away, and I thought, YES! I can write about something that I can't on my own blog because my husband, parents and kids read it. On the D-L.

So. Here's the deal: I am only telling you guys.
I am mad crushing on Joe Jonas.
















Yes, he's the one in the middle. (sigh).
And he's 18.
I heart him. I puffy heart him.
I know, I know, I know.

Here's how it went down: We took our girls to the Jonas Brothers concert a week ago. There were 30,000 screaming tween girls, and I was all: "isn't this cute." Well, by the time they were doing their encore anthem "When You Look me in the Eyes" I had contracted OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder). And I really want to do THIS to my bedroom:












But, I don't think that would go over too well with you-know-who. (Mr. "I Don't Want a Poster of a Teen Popstar Over My Bed" Grumpy-Pants.) Not to mention that my 11-year old daughter would spontaneously combust from embarrassment.

So, I am going to write a letter (care of Bop Magazine).
























Dear Joe Jonas:
I am your #1 fan. Your hair is awesome. If I could just meet you I think you would like me a lot. We could get married and it wouldn't be weird that my daughters are 11 and 8 because they like Kevin and Nick. (like-like). The girls have soccer on Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday so I probably couldn't go on tour with you. But I will love u 4 ever.
xoxoxxx
Sue

p.s. If your mom says it's OK, come visit my blog Happy Meals & Happy Hour.

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  1. ciara said...

    ha ha ha ha well, joe definitely is the cute one. my girls wanted me to take them to that, but i wasn't able to take them. i feel kind of bad. i remember taking them to jesse mccartney awhile back and some girl had the shrillest screams that my ears began to bleed LOL

    my oldest girl is 11 and is IN LOVE with joe...9 yr old is left w nick and kevin LOL

    love your fan letter :)

  2. Mia said...

    OMJ I'm so totally with you on this one. How sad. My daughter and I go to see the JoBros on Aug 26. She doesn't even know yet. I am so excited. I hope we can win a meet and greet because I so want my picture taken with Joe! hee hee Good thing she is "gonna marry" Nick because I'd hate to start a mother/daughter cat fight for the solo picture rights if we got that close to them. LOL!!

  3. Tami said...

    You always crack me up!!

    Man, I didn't realize how cute he is!

  4. Alice said...

    Sue...I think that's what folks in the porn business refer to as "barely legal."

    But "barely legal" is working for me right now. Hubba hubba...

  5. Deanna said...

    Too funny! lol

  6. Michelle said...

    Damn, I need to talk to Jen about stealing her guests. We need to do a cross post over at Mommy Confessions. This baby is perfect, as I too, along with my 7 year old, have contracted OJD.

    Good luck keeping it in check.

  7. Brittany said...

    Joe is super cute,andhis tight pants totally do it for me. Maybe try to be a Camp Rock 2 extra:)

  8. texasholly said...

    OMG. That was funny. You might want to get to know me because I know where they are moving and it is close to me. OK, let's just get real here...all of the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex knows where they are moving and I just happened to see the news that night, but it isn't far...

  9. Tenakim said...

    I totally don't think deserve a restraining order!

  10. JenniBeanV said...

    Your letter made me LOL! He is pretty hot...I'd like him to come over and do some yardwork with his shirt off...

  11. Tiffany said...

    I have one question. Why is other brother grabbing his shirt around his nipple area? Just asking. And yea he's definately cute!

  12. Merrie said...

    I think I'm in trouble once my daughter hits her teens or tweens. For now, the only person she's interested in is Dora.

  13. Jennifer said...

    The go on the The Ellen Show every so often and are so adorable in their interviews. My 11 year old niece informed me she doesn't like Joe. She says his eyebrows are weird and his hair's too flat!

  14. 3boys247 said...

    LMAO, I just found out who the Jonas Brothers are, Oprah had them on. And then two days ago, our middle, says to me, "I look just like Joe Jonas, he's the one in the middle." My son is only 7, although he likes older women, please let him graduate before you make a pass, Mrs. Robinson.

    I am enjoying the poster over the bed. Do you think Matthew McConaughey has a poster like that?

  15. scargosun said...

    What's with the shirt pulling bro? Is he the one that plays the tabourine a la not so smart Partrige Family member?

  16. Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

    LOL...to be young again...and have teen crushes...

  17. Suzie said...

    LOL.. he is a hottie. Why not if Demi can do it so can you.

  18. Patrice said...

    lol this has to be the funniest thing I have read in awhile! I think I may have read about your obsession, I mean crush, on your blog last week, and I'm so glad I found this guest post today because that has been on my mind for the past week! You crack me up, I'm definitely gonna have to become a regular reader of your blog!

  19. ali said...

    This reminds me of hearing an interview with Bruce Willis. When Ashton first started coming out to their house, Bruce thought he was so cool to visit their kids like that!

    And, also, I was expecting you to change up Jen's playlist to some 70's music!

  20. Keep It Classy, Jen said...

    LOL, he is so dang cute!! Hmmm...I wonder if I can convince the hubby to let me put a pic up in our room???

  21. Jonny's Mommy said...

    Yeah, but after awhile with him he would start making fart jokes and scarfing down cereal and then pouring milk in his mouth to wash it down and you would, like, be so grossed out, no matter how sexy his hair is.

    I mean, his hair is sexy. He should give his brothers some lessons, you know?

  22. Jamie said...

    Ohhh Little Sis would think you were sooooo cool (eight) Big Sis (eleven) would roll her eyes! You go girl!

  23. TUTU Monkey said...

    Tooo funny!!!! Love it....he is pretty hot in those "skinny jeans"

  24. Insane Mama said...

    I'm glad I am NOT the only one that secretly thinks he is hot

  25. Amy said...

    Yep! LIke said before, I could seriously HURT that boy. We saw them in concert a few months back and thoroughly enjoyed them. My girls get all embarassed when I squeal over Joe...haha

  26. Smart A$$ Mom said...

    this was the funniest thing I have read in a while.

  27. Jo-Jo said...

    Fisrt of all I am so heading over to Happy Meals & Happy Hour mostly because this blog is great and I love the name!

    I don't have a crush on a young thing but I do have a mad crush on Johnny Depp, which is ok with my hubby because he has a mad crush on Drew Barrymore!

  28. Domestic Spaz said...

    Priceless. LOL! Now I must stalk you.

  29. TentCamper said...

    Not so secret any more Insane Mama!!!

    I guess I just don't understand the whole celebrity stalker ting. Yeah...fine...there are some really hot women in the industry...but what the hell? Why pay $100 to go see them, or wait in a heavily breathing herd of stalkersto see them? What...are they going to jump the stantion and run off to marry me? I think not. I am good with my sexy woman!

  30. Carrie said...

    Way too funny. Oh, to return to the days of being a groupie. Just kidding.

  31. Anissa Mayhew said...

    Well, seeing as how he'll be reaching his sexual peak in about 6 minutes, you'd better jump (*snort* I said JUMP!) on it quick, girl. Then he'll just be one step from Donny Osmond.

  32. Rochelle said...

    Hi Sue! I just popped in from the Girlie Wallet discussion and found you here too!

    Don't forget, Jesus reads Jen's blog. Now you're busted.

    :+)

  33. Ann said...

    ME TOO!
    I even watched them on PrimeTime on Friday night! (I am only admitting this here, and ONLY here!)

  34. Kristen Andrews said...

    what is it w/ these teen heart throbs!

  35. Kelly said...

    meeeoooww...he is a hottie..what is he like 12? Oh I don't care, he is yummy!

  36. Jamey Knorr said...

    I am right there with you Sue, I almost scream louder than my girls when they come on the T.V. My husband just rolls his eyes at me. That's ok cause I am too busy watching Camp Rock!!

  37. McMommy said...

    Sue Jonas.
    Mrs. S. Jonas
    Mr. and Mrs. Joe & Sue Jonas.

    Don't lie to me.
    I know you've already practiced writing the above.

  38. Patrice said...

    I totally thought of you tonight when I saw them on the Teen Choice Awards... I will now forever associate the Jonas Brother's with this hilarious post && all the hilarious comments to go with it, as well!

  39. Susiewearsthepants said...

    My daughter hearts the Jonas Brothers. I had NO idea that boy was so.....well so cute. Great, just what I need, to be crushing on a guy who is a couple of years older than my daughter.

  40. Deb said...

    He's hot. Enough said.

  41. Lisa said...

    That's hillarious. And he is pretty cute!

  42. AmyOops said...

    my tween loves them, and makes me take all the quizes on them, and I admit I really dont mind letting her blast there cd or dvd over and over again. Looking forward to there tv show too

  43. Diva Ma said...

    LOL, tha twas really funny. I have a while before my 3 yr old starts getting into these things, but I'm sure that when she does, they'll be a few cuties that I heart as well. LOL!

  44. Jen said...

    Too funny! I stumbled on this blog by way of Tasha's, and I am just cracking up. I confess, I secretly love them, too. ;)

  45. Half-Past Kissin' Time said...

    You are brilliant. Very funny.

  46. tollesons4him said...

    I too heart Joe oh and Kevin and Nic. Of course I think I like them more than my girls do...

  47. Leslie said...

    Yeah, he is pretty cute. I love the pic of him over your bed. That's just hysterically funny!

  48. The Nice One said...

    I know, it's sick that my daughter and I are crushing on the same guy.
    Guess I've entered cougar territory

  49. flickrlovr from said...

    They're all so gosh darned CUTE. I agree. I'm not ashamed to admit, I love the Jonas Brothers. I can't help myself.

    *sigh*

    Nice shot of Joe J, by the way. HOTTIE.

  50. Janel@Dandelion Dayz said...

    That is hysterical! And so true - that Joe is a cutie pie!

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