Shocking Scandal on the Bachelor...really is it though?

Seriously, this girl Rozlyn with the big melons is sneaking around with Key Grip Johnny while she's trying to win the heart of Jake?!

Can we say SLUT?

How about that look on her face when Chris was telling her all about her indiscretions!? DUH?! And she goes on to say her personal life isn't anyone's business.... huh.

Poor Jake, he's seriously hurt by this. Hubby thinks he's dumb. Dumber than a pile of bricks. I think he's a hopeless romantic (heavy on the hopeless).

The other bachelorettes...act shaken by the whole thing but should be relieved that she's gone because she probably would have been there until the end.

Whatever, good riddance (and having read some further news online today, she has a 7-year old son too, she never mentioned him and has been arrested a few times in the past!).

Like anything "reality TV" or not, I shouldn't care, but for what it's worth it makes for exciting watching, this time with wine in our hands.

I like Ali. She's darling, genuine, and maybe just a tad naive, i'm sure she asked "who the heck is Chicago, I thought it was a city!?" when they danced the night away at their private concert.

Elizabeth, who I thought was normal-ish last week wrote a long-ass letter in the tiniest of writing to Jake and proceeded to read it to him at Magic Mountain. (I can't make this stuff up!).

She goes on to say she cannot allow Jake to kiss her until it's until death do we part...at first I thought what a whack-job, but then she's a tease and leaving something for him to think about. Smart move? Maybe.

Gia...has the Joker's smile and mouth. That's all.

Vienna gets odder each show, this time telling Jake after a break up at age 18 she ran off and eloped with a guy she hardly knew to rebel. Why he's keeping her must be in his contract, but RUN JAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM HER!

Michelle is still Mayor of CrazyTown. She threatened to leave because she didn't get invited on dates this week, packed up then stayed. She went and told Jake before the rumors got to him and could have possibly scored points with him because she is still around next week.

And...well are there any other girls left on the show!!?

Yeah, I know there are, but they're not getting much screen time. Maybe that's a good thing considering the alternative.

Oh dear god, please don't let them play that song again...I can't get "On the Wings of Love" out of my head.