Shocking Scandal on the Bachelor...really is it though?
Seriously, this girl Rozlyn with the big melons is sneaking around with Key Grip Johnny while she's trying to win the heart of Jake?!
Can we say SLUT?
How about that look on her face when Chris was telling her all about her indiscretions!? DUH?! And she goes on to say her personal life isn't anyone's business.... huh.
Poor Jake, he's seriously hurt by this. Hubby thinks he's dumb. Dumber than a pile of bricks. I think he's a hopeless romantic (heavy on the hopeless).
The other bachelorettes...act shaken by the whole thing but should be relieved that she's gone because she probably would have been there until the end.
Whatever, good riddance (and having read some further news online today, she has a 7-year old son too, she never mentioned him and has been arrested a few times in the past!).
Like anything "reality TV" or not, I shouldn't care, but for what it's worth it makes for exciting watching, this time with wine in our hands.
I like Ali. She's darling, genuine, and maybe just a tad naive, i'm sure she asked "who the heck is Chicago, I thought it was a city!?" when they danced the night away at their private concert.
Elizabeth, who I thought was normal-ish last week wrote a long-ass letter in the tiniest of writing to Jake and proceeded to read it to him at Magic Mountain. (I can't make this stuff up!).
She goes on to say she cannot allow Jake to kiss her until it's until death do we part...at first I thought what a whack-job, but then she's a tease and leaving something for him to think about. Smart move? Maybe.
Gia...has the Joker's smile and mouth. That's all.
Vienna gets odder each show, this time telling Jake after a break up at age 18 she ran off and eloped with a guy she hardly knew to rebel. Why he's keeping her must be in his contract, but RUN JAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM HER!
Michelle is still Mayor of CrazyTown. She threatened to leave because she didn't get invited on dates this week, packed up then stayed. She went and told Jake before the rumors got to him and could have possibly scored points with him because she is still around next week.
And...well are there any other girls left on the show!!?
Yeah, I know there are, but they're not getting much screen time. Maybe that's a good thing considering the alternative.
Oh dear god, please don't let them play that song again...I can't get "On the Wings of Love" out of my head.
January 12, 2010 at 11:43 AM
I totally watched it last night as I worked on the CH playlist. Ick -- these girsl are just icky. And all the drama! I couldn't believe it. Still, I totally laughed along, thought of you, and I figure I'll tune in again soon. :)
January 12, 2010 at 1:02 PM
I am watching it now and LMAO at most of the things happening. I can't wait to see Rozlyn's drama.
January 12, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Ugh! The girls are killing me! I'm hoping for more drama--and that Vienna girl is acting crazier and crazier!
January 12, 2010 at 2:12 PM
I totally agree with you about Ali! She is so sweet and genuine.
January 12, 2010 at 3:36 PM
It was actually Elizabeth who wrote the note.
January 12, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Thanks Anonymous, you're right...Gia is the Joker incarnate.
January 12, 2010 at 5:18 PM
This show is getting scarier and scarier with each season. And that's why I watch. I also slow down and look at car accidents.
I know I shouldn't. I really try not too. But...
I
JUST
CAN'T
HELP
MYSELF!
January 12, 2010 at 5:30 PM
to me the bachelor is like the "gaper delays" on the traffic report. You can't help but stop and gape...
I would like to think that true love will prevail, but unfortunately I am waiting for the other shoe to drop because Jake is coming off as just way too perfect.
Honestly, how can a guy who looks like that be single- I mean come on... let's be for real there HAS to be something wrong with him....
January 12, 2010 at 6:44 PM
Next week I have to set the DVR to record to see what all the buzz is about.
January 13, 2010 at 5:47 AM
Ha-Ha!!!! Watched it last night in my DVR and I agree with EVERYTHING you said!!!! : )
January 13, 2010 at 12:20 PM
I never watch this show but it sounds interesting! Maybe I should watch it.
January 13, 2010 at 3:21 PM
So it's ok for a bunch of girls to compete about a guy who can kiss them all and share moments with them and still has the power to kick them off the show but when there's another guy in the picture for the girl she's a slut? Talk about double standard.
January 13, 2010 at 4:00 PM
i love your bachelor posts!! the drama was over the top, i couldn't believe it. makes for great TV!!
January 13, 2010 at 4:41 PM
Koala, it is a double standard...his is a given, macking with all those ladies one after the other...I don't condone either...just glad it's on for my entertainment value.
January 13, 2010 at 9:58 PM
When I realized who the bachelor was, I knew the whole thing would be ridiculous! Of course, I'll keep watching...
present for you...
http://www.halfpastkissintime.com/2010/01/thousand-words-thursday.html
January 17, 2010 at 6:07 AM
I have no clue why the heck i watch this stuff but i am hooked and Jake makes for some really yummy eye candy hehe!
January 17, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Hmmm I have learned from watching countless reality tv shows to be shocked at nothing, and this dude shouldn't have been shocked either, as entertaining as it is, he's shopping for a wife of television. You get what you ask for, you know?