I Live With Clowns
My Boy(singing)--Columbus sailed the ocean blue in Nineteen Hundred and Sixty Two!!-----------------------------------------
Hearing commotion in Hubby's bathroom....
Me--Everything okay in there?
Hubby--I'm going fishing!
Me--EW!
Hubby--No, I saw something on the [insert HGTV show on tools called ??] and it gave me an idea.
Me--Oh.......EW!
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K--ooh a buhduh [booger]
Me--a booger, ew gwoss [yes i talk baby talk to her]
K(stretching her finger out to me)--Mom, you hold it!
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Hubby said something funny and was joking around with Cousin T when he spent the night last weekend.
Me--Ooh you're becoming quite the FUN Uncle aren't you?!
Hubby--I'm a regular FUNCLE!
Me--Oh my god, that sounds like a bad word.
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DQ & My Boy--What is Hummus made out of?
Me--Garbanzo beans
DQ--Oh like that guy from the Muppets?
Me--(eyes wide) GONZO??!
DQ--Whatever!
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While putting on K's diaper for the night, she sits up from a lying down position and....
Me--What are you doing goose, let me put your dipe on.
K--My lookin' at my buttocks!!
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Hubby mentioning that he's caught up reading my blog...
Me--So you got through all those boob posts okay.
Hubby--Both hands on the keyboard at all times!
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October 17, 2008 at 4:44 AM
As Rosie said:
Kids are punny. :)
October 17, 2008 at 4:49 AM
Why do they always make us hold their boogers!?!?!?!?!?! I am so tired of being the "boooo-gher" collector around here.
October 17, 2008 at 5:15 AM
OMG, I'm rolling. That sounds so much like my house. Thanks for the giggles.
October 17, 2008 at 5:37 AM
Heh, well I officially have the dirtiest sense of humour. That last one cracked me up a lot.
October 17, 2008 at 5:47 AM
Great!!! And Rick loves 'Cool Tools',too.
October 17, 2008 at 5:47 AM
Very cute and funny!
Love that she was trying to look at her "buttocks." :)
And, yes, funcle does sound like a bad word.
October 17, 2008 at 6:03 AM
HAHAHAHA...those are quite funny!!!
October 17, 2008 at 6:53 AM
Oh that is hilarious! You must live with clowns! I think I live in a 3-ring-circus!
October 17, 2008 at 6:55 AM
those are too funny! when
I hear somehing funny I forget about it, I need to write it down!
love the booger one and the both hands on the key board! Classic!
October 17, 2008 at 7:42 AM
Too funny! Much funnier conversations, even snipets, than I have in our house. I spend most of the time talking to the cats. They don't make me repeat everything I say.
October 17, 2008 at 7:57 AM
LOL! These are great!
And..I tagged you..go check out my blog!
October 17, 2008 at 8:08 AM
Your hubby cracks me up! And I love K looking at hr buttocks. Thanks for the giggle on a Friday morning. :)
October 17, 2008 at 8:15 AM
In context, out of context...all funny . :)
October 17, 2008 at 8:35 AM
I like the "Both hands on the keyboard at all times" LOL
It's okay K check out your buttocks while you still can :) and I should say while it is still all cute and small.
October 17, 2008 at 9:32 AM
these are hystrical! it's great that your husband reads your blog. mine won't even look at my photos, let alone read my blog! i hate that!!!
October 17, 2008 at 9:46 AM
funny little conversations! Hope you have a great weekend.
October 17, 2008 at 9:59 AM
LOL! If I don't hold the boogers then there's no telling where they'll end up!
October 17, 2008 at 10:30 AM
I love the random humor a day brings. I can only imagine the things that will be said when my son's vocabulary is bigger. :)
October 17, 2008 at 11:02 AM
I'm still trying to get over your husband reading your blog- good for him. I think mine knows how to read, but wouldn't even read a grocery list that I write!
October 17, 2008 at 11:43 AM
some days, i think we are in the same house. Are you my twin?
trisha
momdot.com
October 17, 2008 at 12:08 PM
LOL, the last one was funny. Haha, good stuff.
October 17, 2008 at 12:28 PM
i enjoyed those funnnies.
http://jacobandrachel.blogspot.com
October 17, 2008 at 2:05 PM
haha that's fab! i love kid speak. my kid calls boogers - burgers. very confusing at dinner time!
October 17, 2008 at 2:33 PM
LOL! Kids rock, don't they?
October 17, 2008 at 3:07 PM
Boogers? really, now we post about boogers? lol, it's all good and fun till someone gets a booger on them and screams like a five year old.
Kids definitely do RAWK! thats why I have so many of the little boogers! hehe
Have a great day!
October 17, 2008 at 3:46 PM
Those were hilarious! Your "EW's" were just as funny as your kids' comments :D
October 17, 2008 at 8:08 PM
You all are hilarious. I think a reality show is in order. :D
October 17, 2008 at 8:32 PM
shouldn't boogies be a daddy duty?
October 18, 2008 at 6:32 AM
LOL, that last one, the one about the boobs, was GREAT!
October 18, 2008 at 11:33 PM
LOL = My lookin' at my buttocks!!
BEST. QUOTE. EVER!
October 19, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Guess what?! Our hubbies share the same birthday! Mine is 46, though :) Happy Belated to yours...
October 21, 2008 at 9:33 AM
LOL...very cute. FUNCLE does sound like a bad word!!
October 21, 2008 at 6:44 PM
BWAHAHAHA! Classics. This could be the best quote post ever Jen. I literally laughed out loud and smiled at almost all of them. Niiiiiice. Good going, fam.