Flight 2010 to Gagsville, Now Boarding

...it's baaaaaaaack!

The Bachelor is on like Donkey Kong (grabbed that from you Merrie).

And oh it's so trashy it's delicious.

Doesn't take much for me to be entertained, really.

My goal in life is to laugh and have fun.

The Bachelor satisfies part of that goal and then some.

Last night during the premiere, I whined a little beforehand that hubby and I didn't have our traditional bottle of wine to share.

It helps with digesting the absolute garbage you hear from 25 girls all vying to marry Jake after knowing him for a whole 20 minutes. Oh and he's the pilot, one of Jillian's toss-aways from last season's the Bachelorette, remember? He cried.

So anyway, hilariously enough, we didn't need the liquid encouragement. We laughed and joked enough about all the crazies that literally trip over their dresses to get one on one time with this year's bachelor.

Jake. He's the "nice guy" whining that that he never gets more than a first date because girls would rather have a man who's a little more of a jerk.

I don't know....maybe it's the whole "love is beautiful, love makes the world go round" and ooh dancing unicorns and rainbows mantra he has going on, and maybe it's the unnatural way he goes about finding his soul mate on national TV...but GACK! Dude MAN UP!

Whatever, it's entertainment, I have to remember that.

So there's the typical gaggle of girls. The really pretty ones that you wonder...why can't they find a real date?! (Elizabeth from NE and Ali).

The one with the kid...Ella.

The jealous crier...Michelle.

The one with GINORMOUS boobs...Rozlyn.

...and the over-confident one with "crazy eyes" according to hubby...Vienna.

Now Jake did say he had a sexual attraction to Rozlyn already...who wouldn't, I think I do too. But, he went on to add that wasn't ALL he was looking for in a woman.

Yeah..but he did give her a rose didn't he?!

So as the show normally does, it keeps drama around for drama's sake and for ratings. He kept Michelle and Vienna.

So I religiously will DVR this planewreck and will have my wine ready for next week's episode filled with the most drama-filled season yet.

Oh and DUH...he has his shirt off in 90% of all episodes.

Who's with me?!