This Kid Cracks Me Up!

You know how I've always documented my youngest's cute words and sayings?

If not, scroll through the posts labeled K-lish, it's her cute little language, err speech impediments, well...they're super cute.

Now that my girl is less than a month away from her 6th birthday she is still saying THE cutest stuff that puts a smile on my face.

**This morning, she was walking around with a puka shell necklace, you know the ones with the teeny shells, and was putting them up to her ear saying, "ooh, ooh, yep I can hear the ocean.  It sounds little."

**Last night my husband was sacked out on the couch around 8pm per usual (he's a commuter now) and K says, "listen mom, dad's SNORTING!"  Do you mean snoring honey? "oh yah that."

**When watching an upcoming movie trailer involving airplanes/war/bombing she says, "mom, is that about POOL HARPER?!"  Who the what?  "Where we went in Hawaii....pool harper, the sunken boat?"  Ah Pearl Harbor.

**(on a related note) She watched the Ben Affleck movie Pearl Harbor over the holidays with my husband and asked questions incessantly about it!!

**She still says CAH-leats when talking about soccer shoes, which makes DQ laugh.

**Her favorite recent movie is the MUFFETS and wants a MUFFET birthday party.  (Muppets)

**Her favorite song is currently "Forget You" by CeeLo but the Chicken version from the MUFFETS. Bok Bok Bok, bok bok, Bok Bok!

**Something new...well we finally came into the 21st century and bought a Wii for Xmas and well frankly our baby is a sore loser.  She cries if no one lets her win.  I think that's normal. Right?

Just to be clear, at this age My Boy had already been seeing the speech therapist at school, her teacher is not worried in the slightest.

Luckily K just has a cute way about her and is not at risk, in case you were wondering.

I'm Sad and Glad for my Preschool Grad

How does this happen.

I just had my youngest child.

I remember bringing her home from the hospital and my then 7 and 4 year old just doted on her every minute.

She was the chunkiest little thing and now she's a little woman.

A Preschool Graduate.

Going to Kindergarten.

In two short months.

In school all day.

Everyday.

I don't know if I should cheer or cry.

I'll do both.

Remember my K-Lish posts, her baby talk is slowly getting more and more articulate.

My last baby.

Is growing up.

Homeschooing via the Boob Tube

K isn't speaking in K-lish as much anymore.

The downfalls of growing up.

She does say a few cute things like:

"Crash Tan" for trash can.

"Fute nollup" for fruit rollup.

And, conversations with her are never boring!

She clearly knows that Ellen DeGeneres is the voice of Dory from Finding Nemo.

So she asks about all the voices from every cartoon/character now.

Is that Sharpay?

Yes, K, Candace on Phineas and Ferb is Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale).

When we were watching Snow White she says,

Is that Dorothy?

Is what Dorothy?

Snow White!! She sounds like Dorothy from Wizuhd of Oz!

Oh! Her voice sounds like Dorothy. You're right it kinda does.

Is it her? Judy Garland. I have no idea. *googling*

Nope, not her.

Do we watch too much TV? Absolutely.

Does it keep the kids thinking and making analytical associations.

Yes.

TV is homeschool, thank you.

My Girl is a Silly Goose

I swear I need to carry a tape recorder to capture all the funny things K says on a daily basis.

Just now she asked when she was going to a teenager.

We've been talking about how DQ will be 13 on 11/11/2011.

K thinks it's got to be something cool, but truly has no idea what we're talking about.

I answered, "in 9 LONG years honey."

"Ooh I can't wait!" she says.

??

I can, believe me.

Then trying to get her dressed left her long hair a mop and all over her face.

"K, please go get a scruncher for your hair."

5 minutes later...

"MOM! I can't find a scwunchuh!!! All I found is this KNIFE!"

It was a finger nail file.

Oh my girl, the sweet thing that wears her "Dorothy" costume to the baseball field.

She tells her new friend, "I'll be 5 at my next birfday."

"How many more days mom?"

"345 dear."

"Is that a long time?"

It will be here in a blink of an eye.

K-Lish, Lesson 9

Lesson 1
Lesson 2
Lesson 3
Lesson 4
Lesson 5
Lesson 6
Lesson 7
Lesson 8

If you haven't visited before, this is kinda like a dictionary of terms from my sweet 3.5-year-old. Yes, she may need speech therapy later, but now, it's all cute stuff. Catch up with the other lessons if you'd like!

SooMommy-The Tsunami-A super spinning ride at the Boardwalk that K claims she'll ride when she's "bidder."

Bidder-bigger-older, taller, much more mature.

Kebbul Cohn-kettle corn-The stuff that is stuck to the carpets in our car, and can still be found in our dryer.

Popfikuhs-potstickers-the yumminess we share at lunchtime, except I have to de-wanton them.

Pupcakes-cupcakes-especially with chalkalet frosting!

Tuhn Yer Hed-turn your head-I admit, each time K says, "WOOK mom, watch me" I often say, yeah uh-huh without looking. Now, I'm ordered to actually turn my head and watch.

Surpup-syrup-The girl needs a gallon for every small bite of waffle or pancake.

The Sun's Up!-the sun's up-wha she likes to shout at me while i'm still sleeping in the morning to let me know sleepy-time is over for her!

FuhLaytuh or TooLaytuh-for later...or later-When she realizes she really can't have something right at the moment, like a cookie in the car when there are none. She'll say, "okay mommy, we'll get a cookie fuhlaytuh (toolaytuh)." Um. Okay.

Cydal-recital-everything has been about dancing and the recital of late.

Venebbuh our home?!-remember our home?-K said this to me in Tahoe, since we stayed in a condo, she wanted to remind me we do have our house back home, and not to forget it.

Doughwa Buhgettyo's-Dora Spaghettio's-it has to be Dora style or else.

K-lish, Lesson 8, The F Words

So it's not exactly what you think.

My youngest isn't throwing around the F-bombs that you're imagining.

Yet.

But, my little girl that is now destined for speech therapy like her big brother, is flaunting her discrepancy left and right.

Right now she's replacing some S-words with the F sound.

She calls the movie, The Incredibles, the 'fuper hewo moobee', we say "K say sssssss-uper." And, she says, "ssssss-fuper!"

Alas, it sounds cute, but we do try and correct her as needed.

Fider-spider

Feshul-special

Fuhpwhyz!-surprise

Foe-so

Farkalee-sparkly

Foo mah wo-tomorrow-random f for t swap

Just some more general cute things...

Just GO!-do it,(anything)NOW-whatever she commands from us at any given point she follows up with a Just GO! and that means business!

Mommy Say Yes-I'm allowed-if she's doing something not allowed she follows up a "(insert parent or sibling that ISN'T around) say yes" and it's supposed to cover her butt so she doesn't get in trouble. Mostly occurs with Brother and his Pokemon cards.

You MEAN-you are mean-typical, age-appropriate saying. Repeated multiple times a day when her desired request goes unfulfilled.

All Better Medicine-Gatorade-we menitioned this ONCE when she had the pukes, and now whenever, wherever she sees it she calls it that.

Vehnebbuh dat?-remember-when she sees or recalls something, she has an amazing memory!

Why You No Hear Me?-HELLO, anyone listening?!-sometimes parents (gasp) ignore their children when they are having a tantrum. Or when they repeat a phrase 15 times when you're ignoring their pleas for more chocolate. Like we really can't hear her, she's loud.

And, if you're new here, you can catch up on your K-lish.
Lesson 1
Lesson 2
Lesson 3
Lesson 4
Lesson 5
Lesson 6
Lesson 7

There will be a test.

not really

K-Lish Episode Lesson 7

Catch up, i'll wait...*whistling*

Lesson 1
Lesson 2
Lesson 3
Lesson 4
Lesson 5
Lesson 6
Caw Wuz--Star Wars--K has taken a liking to all things Star Wars and Clone Wars, she is My Boy's buddy through and through.

Howween--Halloween--This is big this year, last year she had no clue other than it was candy time, this year it's the whole dress up, ring doorbells, and get candy. She gets it!

TwiMUMBLEMUMBLEteet!--Trick or Treat--Hubby has been practicing with her, she rings the doorbell, I open the door, and her hands immediately go to her face in embarassment and she mumbles the words. Too funny!

My See Betty--Can I See Betty--the cat...my nephew's cat. She is in love with it and likes to squeeze it just a tad too hard I think.

Darby--Darby or Barbie--Any Barbie-style doll, even Polly Pockets and Groovy Girls are Darbies. Also, Darby the Super Sleuth on Winnie the Pooh. "My play Darbies, come on!"

SoopSoo--Super Sleuth--see above "Darby"

Mo cone now?--can I have more corn now?--Someone's food of the week is creamy corn! She asked for it for breakfast once. Yes, I gave her some.

My go peesku now, DQ my teechu--Can I go to preschool now, DQ will be my teacher--after DQ is done with homework, she and K play preschool. I was appointed principal when the kids are bad.

my butt--my butt--the kid is fascinated with her butt. I can't explain it. She's always talking about it and My Boy or DQ don't say it!?

yehsss--yes--it's just so cute how she articulates 'yes' so well and with her lips pursed.

dis huwts, no pretties-this hurts, no pretties--K doesn't enjoy the hair brushing business. I tell her she needs to have pretties (rubber bands/clips) but she doesn't care. It's almost time for her first cut!!

my showuh wif you, no hair wet?--can I take a shower with you but not get my hair wet?-- no, it's impossible.

Me reebot--I'm a robot--not really sure about the whole robot thing in our house but everyone is always saying "I'm a robot" and doing the robot dance and saying "affirmative" all the time...I live with the crazies!

Matchy matchy--look these things are the same--if K and anyone else have the 1. same color clothes on 2. same type of shoes on 3. both holding a toy 4. both wearing pajamas 5. both eating same food, etc...she yells MATCHY MATCHY. It's too darn cute.

wiposs--lipgloss--K loves wiposs, just have to make sure she doesn't eat it!

Doo-ah--Dora the Explorer--K is loving this show. DQ used to watch it and now it's a staple for K when she goes to Yaya and Papa's on Friday mornings!

Schwapper--Swiper the Fox--the nemesis on Dora. "Swapper no schwapping!"

Learn to Speak K-Lish, Lesson 6

K is still rockin' the cave baby talk. Although I was a bit sad today when she totally said TACO after we left Taco Bell. "Taco?, Tah Coh, taco taco!" It was so cute, but too perfect, ya know?!

Anyway, catch up on some more of her cuteness in the previous installments.

Lesson 1
Lesson 2
Lesson 3
Lesson 4
Lesson 5

Pee buh toe-peanut butter-she is in a major peanut butter stage. She even will just eat it right off a spoon.

Own joos-orange juice-another major drink favorite.

My womb-my room-referring to her new bunk bed she shares with My Boy.

Nye nye quib-crib-she still will whine about laying down in her crib when she's tired, almost knowing that it breaks our heart because we took it down already. The guilt.

Youzik-music-preferrably Hannah Montana when we're in the car.

My hon-gee-I'm hungry-usually for a peebuttoe mommich.

Car un way yuh-star underwear-out of the 12 pairs we have only 4 have stars on them...and she wants to wear those EVERYDAY and won't settle for the others with flowers or stripes or polka-dots.

El pet-elephant-as in 'mommy see el pet wee wee (movie)' and I have NO idea what she's talking about!

No, my self-No, i'll do it by myself-this is a new phase and it pertains to everything. Putting on her shoes, wiping, pulling up her panties, washing her hair...*sigh* everything!

Buhbye-butterfly-referring to the butterfly painted on her face. When she'd rub at it and get paint on her finger she'd say "uh oh buhbye all done."

See bels buttoe!-seatbelts buckled-a phrase from Little Einsteins she says when she buckles herself into the stroller or carseat.

Hi YUR!-higher-when being pushed on the 'big girl' swing

Ah wool-owl-anunciating every bit of it, sticking her tongue out at the "L" sound. I have no idea where this word came from either. I asked, "owl? the bird...hoo hoo?" and she nods and says "YEAH!" Okay.

Learn to Speak K-lish, Lesson 5

These are just some words my baby K is saying right now at nearly 2 and a half. Her speech is cute right now, but she may be a speech therapy candidate in the future. There's no comedy in speech therapy, My Boy has gone for 2 years now. Just trying to lighten the mood and capture the precious baby talk before I miss it!

Catch up on the fun..

Lesson 1
Lesson 2
Lesson 3
Lesson 4

Tahoe?-Tahoe-emphasis on the HOE. When we were there she asked if everything was Tahoe and said it very loudly when we'd see the lake.

wee wee-movie-as in 'go wee wees eat pop ohn?'

pop ohn-popcorn-she carries the packages from the box around and will ask anyone to make it for her. She took it to the park yesterday.

howsh-house-as in 2 minutes after we get to the park, 'my howsh, want to go my howsh.'

..ann you ann you [pointing her finger at everyone around her]-I'll be There for You (theme to the show Friends)-DQ taught her after one on the lines "I'll be there for youuuuu" to start saying 'and you and you and you.' So now when the show comes on she starts dancing and yelling 'ann you ann you.'

YoYo Turtus-JoJo's Circus-one of her new favorite shows to watch.

wowwur-flower-as in 'dat wowwur mine.'

I toot-i'm cute-DQ taught her to say this.

my why wide-my[I want to go on a] bike ride-loves to do this with daddy and My Boy.

Waygo-Lego-another fun pastime playing with My Boy.

Hi Yaya, my mone-Hi Yaya, I'm on the phone-whenever she picks up my cell or the home phone she prentends to be talking to my mom.

popckle-popsicle-every time the freezer is opened she comes running from anywhere in the house screaming 'popckle popckle!'

uh way yuh-underwear-bringing her panties to me and stepping on them to try and get them on.

**NEWSFLASH** K peed in the potty for the first time EVER last night (I was at Mamma Mia! and Hubby texted me! YAY!

K-lish, Lesson 4

Everywhere I go now people are commenting on how well K speaks for her age. The lady at the grocery store obviously doesn't read my blog.

Either that or K only says 'hello' and 'bye-bye' when other people are listening.

Need to catch up on lessons 1-3? Click HERE.

Weedy-pretty-n. she calls hair ties and clips 'weedies'

Ayew-hair-as in 'mommy weedie ayew me?'

Moon--most often moon, but usually balloon--sometimes even the sun.

Happy to You--happy birthday to you, lit candle--she goes CAHRAYZEE at birthday parties.

Meenuts-peanuts--not to be confused with Meen Up (lesson 1)

Tito-Cheetos--she loves them, she turns orange, but we allow it

Whammy-pajamas--as in 'all done bass (bath), my whammy on'

Eye Peen Tone-ice cream cone--chocolate is her fave like mommy's!

Wiss You--with you--as in "wiss you daddy DQ dancey dancey" (go with daddy to pick up DQ at dance).

Pitchu Me?--picture of me--when looking into the mirror K says, "mommy pitchu me?" THIS is an amazing perspective coming from a 2 year old don't you think??!!

My Noon--my turn--she has to be included in everything.

Go Garget?--Target--she IS my daughter after all.

Dee Em Em--G-U-M--spelling gum. When My Boy asks for a stick, he spells it out to bypass K's radar, but she's smarter than the average bear!

Poo?--pool--I swear she's going to be a champion speller. When we discuss going to Yaya and Papa's for a swim, we again, spell P-O-O-L out to avoid K getting too excited if we decide not to go. Well, she has us figured out. If we say 'let's go to the p-o-o-l' she immediately starts in, 'poo? poo? Yaya's poo?'

Learn to Speak K-lish, Lesson 3

Recap here: Lesson 1, Lesson 2
I'm getting a little nervous. K has been a bit more articulate of late. I fear these lessons will all be history sooner than I think. But, until then....

Yeetle-turtle-as in 'ass a yeetle mommy' (pointing to a pic of a turtle)

Ass-that is-see Yeetle

Hi Yide-outside-as in 'I pay hi yide?'

Nye Nye da Cots-fall asleep on the couch-when we tell her it's time to go to bed in the crib, she says, 'no! nye nye de cots!'

Boot-book-rhymes with foot

Eh-Maine-airplane-her Little People eh-maine goes with her everywhere these days

Button-medicine-lately since we've been applying lotions (medicated) for her recent skin ailments. Yesterday it was *scratch scratch scratch* 'mommy button me ish ish ish'

Ish-itch-said with a scrunched up face, see Button

Ayebakes-pancakes-chimes in the chanting of Pancakes, Pancakes, at least once a weekend with DQ and My Boy, 'ayebakes, ayebakes!'

Peepoo BBB-Little People DVD-'pees mom peepoo bbb' pointing to the DVD she wants to watch

Pees-please-follows 'nyde wood, pees mom _______?'<----enter any desire here.

Eeny Nones-Indiana Jones-as in 'wats Eeny Nones My Boy' because he, she, and Hubby watched a few of the movies last week. Now the promos are on cereal boxes, Kleenex, you name it, and K knows who he is!

Duh Duh Duh Duuuunnnn, Duh Duh Duh Duuuunnn-Beethoven's 5th-as in 'Duh Duh Duh Duuuunnnn, Duh Duh Duh Duuuunnn scare me mom' when watching the Little Einstein's episode with this as the 'music of the day.' She sometimes hides her eyes too. It isn't the most joyous sounding music.

Lellow or Wallow-yellow-her favorite color. There is a 'lellow car' parked when we take My Boy to karate and she knows to look for it. Today at the pediatrician she said the "bee" doll was 'wallow'.

Bah bub-bathtub-where Elmo and Yoyee live.

Yoyee-Dori-from Finding Nemo

Elmo-Nemo or Elmo-50/50 chance you'll get this.

Wowie-Zoie or Howie-Zoie from Sesame Street, Howie is her stuffed hippo.

Momish-sandwich-'my momish mommy?' pointing to the peanut butter

I can go on and on and on and on and on. And I will... just in another lesson.

Learn to Speak K-lish, Lesson 2

Yes by the way. K will have speech therapy in her future, thank you for asking. It's cute right now though.

Choo Choo-trains, Thomas the Train, things that resemble trains, sometimes fire trucks

Pip-sip-as in 'mommy pip' to my coffee or occasional soda cup. Always followed by 'mmmmm dood.'

Dood-good-rhymes with wood

Foffy-coffee-as in 'uh oh foffy all done' recently when My Boy hit the cup with a ball

Durl-girl-as in 'mommy dood durl?' or 'Nenoll bad durl'

Weeno Noun-window down-a question in the car, most often when it's freezing out or raining

Moo-move or excuse-oddly enough not what a cow says

Moo-Me-excuse me-'moo-me' follows burps, farts, and when she's pushing someone out of the way

Moo My Teet-move, that's my seat-even if it isn't

Mow-moo-what a cow says, rhymes with now

Ewe-shoe-as in 'ewes where ARE you' when we're looking for them

Bet a Bode Wood-Best of Both Worlds-Hannah Montana show theme song, her favorite song and I think she knows all the words!

Read Lesson 1 here. There will be a test! ;)

Learn to Speak K-lish, Lesson 1

Cavebaby K's Cute Words and Phrases

*beware there is a TON of inappropriately used punctuation (let's not forget the terrible grammar) in this post...I'm sorry for making my friend Molly blind with the horror of it all, she's a college English instructor. I, obviously, am not.

Me (or My) Nenoll--I'm Kendall--introducing herself to anyone and everyone who'll listen, often when i'll say "good morning beauty" she'll say 'no me Nenoll'

Meen Up--Clean Up--as in 'meen up meen up ewybudy ewyweh' (Barney song) or 'meen up me mom durtee' if she's sticky/dirty/sees the wipes or the bathtub

Cuk--Stuck--as in 'mama cuk me' when her foot/arm/head/toy/diaper is stuck somewhere

Nyde Wood--Nice Word--instead of her saying "please" or "thank you" or using her "nice words" as we tell her, she says, 'nyde wood mom more baba!'

PatPat--Pat Pat the Rocket/Little Einsteins TV Show--as in 'mama PatPat?' first thing in the morning

Nah Woody--Not Working--as in 'my baba's nah woody' [nipple is plugged]

Opie--Open--no she doesn't watch The Andy Griffith Show, as in 'opie [insert anything here]' mostly pertaining to objects that cannot be opened

Wee--Slide/Swing/Playground Equipment--as in 'mama go skoo wee' [go to the school, pick up the kids and play on the playground]

Buttol--Buckle--on the carseat or stroller, 'mama my buttol yay mommy' (!)

Mohn--Phone--as the phone rings...'uh oh mohn' [runs to get it and says 'hi Yaya' everytime]

Ohmert--Homework--as in 'my ohmert' [when DQ and My Boy are doing theirs, she has crayons and paper or her big Elmo coloring book]

Got it? There's going to be a test you know, I hope you're taking notes. One of these days I'll video K during her semi-coherent story telling and YOU will have to try and decipher what she's saying.